THE DANCE OF SHAME
About: The good boys of Yu-Gi-Oh! participate in everyone's favourite game: strip poker. But it later turns into the Dance Of Shame
They really had no idea what was going on. It was like something out of the Saw movies, only in a kinkier atmosphere. Marik, Alister, Kaiba, Valon, Joey, and Yugi had all somehow wound up in a well-lit lounge room with no clue as to why they were there.
"Yuge," Joey whispered, "why are we here?"
"I don't know, Joey," Yugi replied, "but whomever locked us in here left us with cigars, playing cards, poker chips, and a whole stack of naughty magazines!"
The men all reached over and grabbed a naughty magazine. After looking at all of the pictures and failing to read a single article. They sat in a circle, Indian-style, in complete silence.
"Anyone smoke?" Marik asked in an attempt to break the silence that had fallen over the room.
"Maybe we should go around the room and say who we are and why we're here," suggested Alister.
"Hello, my name is Valon," said Valon.
"Hi, Valon," said Marik, Alister, Kaiba, Joey, and Yugi.
"And I'm here because someone kidnapped me and forced me to come."
"I'm Joey, and ditto."
"This was a stupid idea," muttered Kaiba. Marik threw a cigar at Kaiba's head. "Ouch."
Before long, however, the good old boys of Yu-Gi-Oh! had given up on photographic analysis and random acts of violent behaviour and had turned to the ever popular gentlemen's activity of strip poker.
"This would probably be a lot better if there were some ladies here," said Yugi, reluctantly taking off his jacket.
"Not necessarily," said Marik, who was cheating like there was no tomorrow.
Alister sighed as he looked down at his cards. Even Rafael didn't deal him cards that bad...
Beside him, Joey seemed to be having similar thoughts, only about his Tristan instead of Rafael, of course.
Kaiba and Valon, however, was happy as could be. They'd been losing, but they hadn't been taking a hit in the clothing department the way that Alister and Joey had. In fact, they were still fully clothed...