Hey, this is my first story for something other than anime, so sorry if it's an epic fail. I don't own anything.
Fred and George Weasley were in shock. They had always wondered who their idols, the Marauders, really were, and now that they found out, well, they were more than a little bit shocked at the true identities of Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs.
Mr. Moony: Remus Lupin, their old Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher (and the best, especially compared to a certain other cat-loving mad woman). Now it made perfect sense why he'd always look at the twins with sparkling eyes (not unlike Dumbledore) when they were up to no good. And Moony? Really? The guy was a werewolf, dang it! How could they not guess?
Mr. Wormtail: Peter Pettigrew, aka Scabbers. They had never really forgiven that little rat (no pun intended) for pretending to be the Weasley pet for twelve years. What really scared them was that they had once found him in Percy's underwear drawer. Not that they were in there to put frog guts in them or anything silly like that.
Mr. Padfoot: Sirius Black, the guy who they had once believed to be a demented murderer and supporter of Lord Moldy-Snort. Whoops, sorry, Voldemort. Well, were they wrong. They still got together and laughed every once and a while to laugh about how Harry's Uncle Vernon freaked out when Harry told him about his beloved psycho killer of a godfather. Once they thought about it, Sirius did seem the type of person to go and blow up Mrs. Norris or something.
And finally, Mr. Prongs: James Potter. They just couldn't believe it. Potter. They knew from stories that they were told growing up that Harry's parents' names had been Lily and James, but there was no way it was the same James Potter. But Sirius and Lupin both seemed to get along with Harry right away...
"Fred," George said, looking at his brother. "I think we have been with our idol's son all these years."
Fred replied by smacking his twin on the back of the head and saying, "Of course we have, you idiot."
Ginny, Moaning Myrtle, and Colin Creevey were delighted to welcome the two new members to the Harry Potter Fan Club.
The End
I don't know if you think it's funny or not, but oh well. Please review!