Unofficial rules for the base
Lisa Wilson sighed as she wrote down these rules for Optimus and Prowl. Well, at least it was something to do since she was having an artist's block when it came to her artwork:
Rule 1. The Knockout Round on the game show BrainSurge is not named after the Decepticon medic so stop telling new Autobots that it is.
Rule 2. Speaking of Nickelodeon game shows, you are not allowed to make your own green slime and dump it on somebody.
Lisa shuddered; the second rule only existed because of Sideswipe and Sunstreaker's latest prank which had been pulled on Lavender albeit accidentally. Still, they got into trouble for it regardless of that fact…
Rule 3. My siblings and I will go to bed on time each night; Brandon is to go to bed at 9:00 p.m. and the rest of us kids who are under 18 need to go to bed at 9:30; we may go to bed half an hour later on weekends and vacations from school and Lauren, Terry and Kyle will go to bed whenever they want when they're visiting since they are over 18.
Rule 4. Please be careful about where you use profanity or who you use it around, whether in English or Cybertronian. We don't want Jazz and Emerald's sparkling picking up any bad habits.
Of course, those 2 are obvious ones, the redheaded human girl thought to herself. 6 more rules to turn into Prowl and she would have to write more when weird incidents happened.
Rule 5. No one is to interrupt any Autobot's alone time with his or her significant other unless it's an emergency.
Rule 6 All Autobots caught speeding need to come up with their own money to pay for speeding tickets or any other tickets issued for any other traffic violations. Note: please get this money legally.
Rule 7. No movies about airline disasters should be watched when Jetfire and the Aerialbots are present for obvious reasons.
Rule 8. Any Autobots who are asked by someone other than one of us Wilson siblings about Cybertronian reproduction need to ignore the question or say that it's not a polite subject to talk about (even though sex related things are less awkward for Cybertronians to talk about in general).
Rule 9. Ratchet, Lavender or First Aid will tell all of us human females that are on base when we get that time of the month but are not allowed to tell the rest of you.
Rule 10. To go with the above rule, Autobots do not worry when Lauren, myself, Darcy, Marcy or Kayla is dealing that specific situation since it's going to be normal for us until we get too old to have kids. Ask one of the 3 medics on base for more information if you're confused.
"Well, that should do it for now." Lisa commented as she moved her wheelchair to get herself out of her bedroom and to Prowl's office. When she got there, she knocked on the door. Prowl opened said door and allowed Lisa to wheel herself inside before closing it behind her.
"I take it you have completed the list of rules?" he asked.
"Yes I did complete the list." The human girl replied, handing to him. "It's a good thing you can read English as well as you speak it."
Prowl read over the list; it wasn't too bad but he had to shudder at the last 2. He really did not want to deal with pissed off human femmes. "I approve of all of these rules, Lisa; just note that you may need to write more at some point."
"I've already made note of that and thank you." Lisa answered politely. "May I leave now?"
"Yes you may leave." The Autobot second in command told her.
Lisa wheeled herself out of Prowl's office, making sure not to bump her wheelchair into anything, and wondering what other kind of trouble could 'bots and humans get into…