Its me! Um lets hope I don't lose inspiration on this story. Tell me what you think of the story so far. I don't know when I'll update so don't hope that it will be often.

They are 15 in this story.

"Dude! I can't believe it! My mom actually said yes!"

"Noway dude! She actually said yes!"

"Yeah Dude!"

"So I guess your mother isn't the biggest bitch in the whole wide world."

"Don't call my mom a bitch, you fat piece of shit!"

"I'm NOT fat, you filthy Jew rat!"

"Stop belittling my people fat-ass!"

"Stop calling me fat!"

"Shut up you two!" Stan yelled to stop Kyle's and Cartman's regular fights.

Kyle just glared back at Cartman as Cartman done the samething back. Kenny and Stan just looked at each other and sighed. "So...how did you get your mother to say yes?" Stan asked to get rid of the tension.

Kyle turned around to face Stan with a smile on his face. It's werid that Kyle completely forgets his anger when he faces Stan. It creeps me out just typing it.

(Kenny get off my computer I just went to get a drink. But I don't wanna! Stop whining. pushes Kenny off chair and sat down. Hmph!)

Now where were we...Ah yes I remembered. Kyle turned around to face Stan to answer his question "Thank Kenny." Kyle said as he pointed to the blond in the orange hoodie who was standing beside of Stan. Stan raised his eyebrow as he looked at Kenny then back to his best friend. "what did he do?"

"Ask him. Cause I wasn't in the same room." Kyle shrugged.

"She probably said yes to Kenny because he is a poor piece of shit."

"Shut up you greedy bastard!" Kenny yelled behind his hood.

"This is going to be awesome! I can't wait til Friday!"

"Yeah dude! This Ski trip is going to be fucking sweet!"(She's so lazy. Shut up!)

"Hope it ain't like the last time we went skiing."

"Yeah dude! I wouldn't of know what I would do if you died. Man that scared the shit out of me!" Kyle laughed.

Just then the bus pulled up! "HURRY AND SIT DOWN!"

"Whatever bitch."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!"

"I said whatever you bitch!"

"Oh! Never mind then."

"Damn! She's retarded." Stan said as he sat down.

"I know dude, its fucked up." Kyle sat down next to him as they headed off to the shit hole called school.

(Will I write the 2 chpt. No Kenny! And I don't think you'll want to die again. Do you? mumble mumble mumble Bitch. sigh I might let you write one chpt. but we will have to wait and see. Yay! hugs author)