Luna, Spike and I Rant

by Fullmetal-Vampire

Basically we rant about different subjects. Spike x Luna but they don't know, so don't tell them. I don't own the cover image.

1. Introduction to rants

Introduction to Rants

FMV: Hello everyone, I'm Fullmetal Vampire. Your host for this strange ranting deal. With me is my good friend Spike and Princess Luna.

Spike: Hello everyone. I'm the co-host with Vampire.

Luna: Greetings, I am the co-hostess.

FMV: Basically, this will be us ranting about different topics every chapter.

Spike: I'll give you all a hint at the first subject. It is about a certain number one assistant.

FMV: A bit obvious if you ask me Spike.

Luna: Yes, it is a bit obvious to everyone.

Spike: Oh, sorry. At least we'll be discussing something about that subject.

FMV: That's all the time we have for now. This is Fullmetal Vampire signing off.

Spike: Spike signing off.

Luna: Goodbye readers. Luna signing off.