Actually, this is the edited version xD I think it got better

and to those who never read the crappy version,

and to those who did...

Enjoy :D

It all started with a normal day.

"Lambo! That's my egg, you can't eat it..., ah Reborn you too!" Every morning from the two-storied house, helpless cries of a brunette can be heard.

Reborn glanced up from his tea. "It's because you're not alert enough, Tsuna!."

"Lambo-san is still hungry!, Ne-Mamaaa, Is there more food?"

Nana turned around, "Don't worry Lambo, I cooked a lot more", towards the white clock on the wall, and she continued, "Tsu-kun, look at the time! You'll be late for school!."

"What-Ah!" To where the brunette's eyes lead, the clock was ticking past eight. "Noooooooo! I'm gonna be late!"

Tsuna took his bag, and while rushing he put on his jacket so that one sleeve was off. Then stuffing a slice of bread in his mouth, he said, "I'm going!".

"Mama~ what does "M,nng!" mean?"

Tsuna could feel his heart wildly thrashing against his chest, and choked on his own spit in attempt of swallowing more air. Normally he would have started to walk, but these days someone was always waiting for him at school. Last time he got threatened in such a scary way, his legs wouldn't move.

And as he recalled his memory, before Tsuna knew it, he was standing in front of Namimori Middle School.

A sound that resembled a sigh passed through his lips, but at the same time the bells sounded with their colorful chimes.

"Five...four...three...two...one. Sawada Tsunayoshi."

"I-I'm dead." Tsuna murmured under his breath as he saw his cloud guardian come striding towards him.

"Late again herbivore?" Hibari's gaze numbed Tsuna until he couldn't feel his leg's fidgeting.

Come on... Hurry up and answer... Tsuna closed his eyes. Finally he managed to squeak out a small, "y-yes."

"Hmph. Come to the disciplinary room after school. If you don't... I'll bite you to death." With that, Hibari turned his back to Tsuna and walked away.

Hieeee

Tsuna could still feel every hair on his entire body standing up. In his current state, he couldn't even lift up a finger. Even so, if he didn't go to class Hibari wouldn't tolerate it. Following his instinct, the terrified boy hurried to the school entrance.

Once he opened the classroom door, his dog-like right hand jumped on him.

"Juudaime! Did that bastard hurt you again!"

"H-Huh?"

"This morning I passed by Juudaime, but when I was about to call on you, that...K- Kusakabe came behind me and forced me to go to class!"... Speaking through his gritted teeth, Gokudera mumbled out the words.

Facing his desk, Tsuna could see from the corner of his eyes, the broad figure of Yamamoto walking towards Gokudera. "Oh! That was nothing to worry about!..hehe..."I don't want Gokudera and Yamamoto to worry. Tsuna smiled, and got to his seat.

"R-really? Then its fine... B-But, I swear, if he ever puts a hand on you Juudaime, come to me and I'll kick his ass!" Gokudera seemed finely proud of his statement.

"Maa-maa, Gokudera, no need to get so mad. Hibari never hurt Tsuna, and I doubt he will." Lazily, Yamamoto put his arms around Gokudera's neck, and softly touched his right cheek.

Meanwhile at the house, Lambo and I-pin were doing a "friendly" game of tag. Caressed by Bianchi, Reborn sat at the table. "Bianchi, I have a favor to ask you." "What is it, my dear Reborn?" Bianchi's hands touched Reborn's cheeks.

"W-What are you doing!" Gokudera's face turned bright red, and after freeing him from Yamamoto, he scrambled outside of the room, only to meet his fear, Bianchi.

"U-ugh! A-aneki, w-why are you here?" Gokudera doubled over, and clutched his stomach as if he was holding on for his dear life. Maybe he was.

"Actually, Reborn said he wanted to talk to Shamal about something, and he said today that man should be in this school. I see that he's not here, he's probably outside picking up random girls. That dirty man, where could he be?"

Yamamoto hoisting Gokudera over his shoulder, with Tsuna following, made his way to the nurses office.

No one was there. After lying Gokudera down, Yamamoto started pacing around the room. Looking at Tsuna, then at Gokudera, then back at Tsuna once more, he finally said,

"Ts-Tsuna. I'm going to go look for Dr. Shamal . Just in case. It's weird how Gokudera gets stomachaches just from a trauma."After saying that Yamamoto went running out of the door.

"But Yamamoto, Dr. Shamal only treats gir-" Tsuna stopped, realizing that Yamamoto was long gone.

Nothing to do, Tsuna stared at Gokudera's paled face. He did look really sick.

"Yamamoto's so caring..."Tsuna whispered those words, before drifting off to sleep on the white nurse bed.

"Dr. Shamal, please!" "You only need to look at him, then I'll be satisfied! Please !."

"How many times do I have to say this? I only treat girls."

To a very pleading Yamamoto and a Shamal, Tsuna woke up.

"Huh?" Rubbing his eyes, Tsuna finally came to his senses.

*Today for sure... that herbivore better not run away. Hibari was irritated because no matter how hard he had tried to get rid of them, his thoughts were filled with the 10th Vongola Boss. As another attempt, he was looking for other useless herbivores that trashed his school grounds. Why the first crowd he would encounter, he would bite them to de-

"Please! Please, Dr. Shamal!"

"It's useless to plead me. I only treat girls."

Their argument filled up the whole hallway and before he himself realized it, he was in front of the nurse's office saying his favorite catch phrase,
"I dislike crowding, therefore I'll bite all of you to death."*

This catch phrase...

For a second, even Shamal was surprised. And at that moment, he let go of his suitcase, and one measly mosquito came out.

Everyone went quiet. Hibari stared at the flying object, getting his tonfas ready to dispose of it.

"Hieeee~" The mosquito made it's way toward Tsuna. Tsuna was in the corner, defenseless of what was attacking him. Soon he felt a sting, and a hot feeling all over his body. He felt his body go limp, and lost conscious while hearing the slight voices of people.

"Haa..." Tsuna woke up, only to see the face of Hibari.

"Hi-Hibari-san?" No one else was in the room.

"I sent all the other herbivores went back to class. I can't stand crowding with them" Hibari looked away from Tsuna.

"O-Oh I see!" Tsuna's voice went high in shock.

"I-I sound just like a girl..."

Hibari turned his head, and calmly said, "Not only do you sound like one, you have a body like one also."

Tsuna looked down.

"..."

His face turned bright red all the way to his ears.

"Wh-What happened? I grew some things, and I l-lost i-it!..."

"So you did lose it..." Hibari's face slowly revealed a smirk.

"Hibari-san, what happened to me?"

"Lets just say... that the trident mosquitoes Shamal has are to be aware of."