PROLOGUE

Once upon a time… In a land far far away there was a man whose name was Kelly. He thought that Hitler was right and that blonde hair and blue eyes were truly superior. So, he went to the Naruto universe to capture and put in jail anyone who didn't have that hair and eye combination.

Kelly stood in the rain in his compound whilst wearing a pink coat. "All of you are imperfect and you will in large cells based on hair color. This is Treblinka and this is where you will live for the rest of your lives." He pointed to the small looking, brown building behind him.

Tobi was flailing around his hand and Kelly called on him. "How are we all going to fit in there Kelly-sama?"

"Oh. There's a basement." He turned to look at all the anime freaks in front of him. "Now, those of you who have abnormal hair colors follow Zagraphios!" The masked servant took Sakura, Karin and Konan to their cell which was one of the smallest they had in the entire encampment."

He continued."Now red heads next! Follow Matey!" Pein, Sasori, and Gaara reluctantly followed.

"Now, I don't know why some of you have white hair but follow C-karl." All those with the afore-mentioned hair color followed… all except for Hidan who had to be forcibly dragged.

"HOW YOU ******** DARE! JASHIN WILL HAVE ALL YOUR ********* HEADS!"

The same thing happened with the Brunettes and the Blackies with Tobi screaming "FIELD TRIP! FIELD TRIP! WE'RE GOING ON A FIELD TRIP! Wait, where's senpai?" All of them were taken to their rooms by Mulhadi!

Shikamaru complained somewhere in the back.

Finally, Tsunade and Jugo were escorted by the man servant, Fogarity!

"Ha ha ha!" Kelly laughed in all their faces. Then he turned to the lonely Kisame and Zetsu. "Ewww. You two are groady! Because I don't even know what the heck you two are, I am sending you two to the special squishy padded room! Away with them!"

Back in Konoha, all the blonde-haired, blue-eyed people got together in an attempt to save their friends.

"We must ally ourselves if we are to get more than half our world back!" Temari was already planning ahead.

"What can we do?" whined Ino. "I don't wanna save Chouji!"

"I say we blow their fortress to bits!" Deidara was being his usual self.

"I say we save Sasuke first!" Naruto was practically in tears because he wanted to save his lover! "But, I have to agree with Ino. I'm cool and Deidara is Akatsuki level, but the rest of you… Ino is a whiny little bitch who cares nothing for anyone else and she has no particular offensive talent. Temari's … okay."

"What did you just say, punk!" Temari yelled.

Ino just burst into wussy tears.

"Sounds like you guys need a leader!" The fourth hokage suddenly appeared! (Authors' Note: WTF)

"Father!" Naruto was ecstatic.

"Indeed. I shall lead you to victory!"

Deidara and Temari looked at each other. "You guys have missed something really important here."

Everyone else turned their heads and said, "What did we miss?"

The other two sighed. "There are only five of us and we don't know where the hell this 'Treblinka' is!"

Authors' Note:

Hippielicious: Okay, in time we will tell how everyone was captured. Hmmm, oops I found Tobi's invitation to Treblinka in my pocket…

Burnt Taco: I thought up that Treblinka should be brown. And the name for the fanfiction was inspired by none other than miko-pandax3! And Treblinka is an actual Nazi death camp!

Both of us: No one is meant to be offended by this fic!