1 Charmed does the countryside
PROO: ok bitches, lets get moving…….the countryside ain't gonna appreciate itself.
PIPER: what makes you think that we will appreciate it?
PROO RAISES HER FIST AND PIPER WHIMPERS
PROO: Pheebs come on, stop playing with Cole and get down here.
PHOEBE: what do you mean stop playing with Cole I was playing with Le…Cole.
PROO GIVES ONE OF HER WEIRD LOOKS TO PHOEBE
PROO: but didn't you just say you weren't playing with Cole?
PHOEBE: what would you know? You are as deaf as you are blind!
PROO: how dare you, I do not have a lady bald spot!
PHOEBE GIVES PIPER A 'SEE WHAT I MEAN' LOOK, WHILE PROO ADVANCES MENACINGLY ON A BROOM AND STARTS TO SLAP IT
PIPER: For gods sakes Proo! What is it with you and that broom? Anyways it was Pheebs who said you had a lady bald spot….i mean that you were blind and deaf.
PHOEBE: PIPER! She'll spank me now…mmmm…I mean…shut up!
PIPER: yeah sure, whatever freakshow.
SHE CALLS FOR LEO AND COLE…THEY SKIP DOWN THE STAIRS HAND IN HAND
LEO: god Cole, you look so good in panty hoes.
COLE: shucks, you don't look so bad yourself.
PIPER: um..hello…lurver and lurver of my sister, what are you talking about?
THEY LOOK AT EACH AND THEN LEO GIGGLES
LEO: we were dressing up in Proo's clothes and pretending to be queen of the world.
PHOEBE: I do that all the time!
EVERYONE GOES QUIET AND AN ALYSSA MILANO SONG IS HEARD COMING FROM UPSTAIRS
PHOEBE: oops, left my CD player on again.
SHE RUNS UPSTAIRS AND STARTS TO SING ALONG
PAIGE: they sound alike don't they?
PROO: ye gods Paige! Where did you come from?
PAIGE: I am everywhere, I have eyes and ears everywhere, I am your worst nightmare..i mean….i was shopping for the picnic
PIPER: funny you should mention nightmares…
SHE GESTURES UPSTAIRS TO WHERE PHOEBE IS WAILING ALONG TO MILANO'S SONG….EVERYONE LAUGHS TO BREAK THE AWKWARD SILENCE
PIPER: Phoebe we are going now, get down here or I will send Proo up
PHOEBE SCREAMS AND THERE IS A SOUND OF CRASHING, THEN SHE FALLS THROUGH THE CEILING AND LANDS ON THE CLOCK
PROO: well it was only a matter of time before that clock was broken.
THEY ALL NOD KNOWINGLY AND HEAD TOWARDS THE DOOR…NO ONE OFFERS TO HELP PHOEBE OR EVEN SEE IF SHE IS DEAD
LEO: I spose I should heal her…that's if she's still alive
PIPER SNIGGERS AND THEN SLAPS PAIGE
PIPER: how can you laugh at the fact that your sister might be dead?
PROO TUTS LOUDLY AND PIPER HI 5'S HERSELF
PIPER : bam! bitch went dahn (she whispers)
PROO: goddamn! We need to get out of here, Cole pick her up and we'll heal her if we get time.
SHE STRIDES OUT DRAGGING PIPER BY THE HAIR, LEO AND COLE WALK OUT HOLDING HANDS AND DRAGGING PHOEBE, PAIGE FOLLOWS AT A DISTANCE…KEEPING TO THE SHADOWS AND HISSING WHEN SUNLIGHT TOUCHES HER FACE
Chapter 2 coming soooooooooooooooon
PROO: ok bitches, lets get moving…….the countryside ain't gonna appreciate itself.
PIPER: what makes you think that we will appreciate it?
PROO RAISES HER FIST AND PIPER WHIMPERS
PROO: Pheebs come on, stop playing with Cole and get down here.
PHOEBE: what do you mean stop playing with Cole I was playing with Le…Cole.
PROO GIVES ONE OF HER WEIRD LOOKS TO PHOEBE
PROO: but didn't you just say you weren't playing with Cole?
PHOEBE: what would you know? You are as deaf as you are blind!
PROO: how dare you, I do not have a lady bald spot!
PHOEBE GIVES PIPER A 'SEE WHAT I MEAN' LOOK, WHILE PROO ADVANCES MENACINGLY ON A BROOM AND STARTS TO SLAP IT
PIPER: For gods sakes Proo! What is it with you and that broom? Anyways it was Pheebs who said you had a lady bald spot….i mean that you were blind and deaf.
PHOEBE: PIPER! She'll spank me now…mmmm…I mean…shut up!
PIPER: yeah sure, whatever freakshow.
SHE CALLS FOR LEO AND COLE…THEY SKIP DOWN THE STAIRS HAND IN HAND
LEO: god Cole, you look so good in panty hoes.
COLE: shucks, you don't look so bad yourself.
PIPER: um..hello…lurver and lurver of my sister, what are you talking about?
THEY LOOK AT EACH AND THEN LEO GIGGLES
LEO: we were dressing up in Proo's clothes and pretending to be queen of the world.
PHOEBE: I do that all the time!
EVERYONE GOES QUIET AND AN ALYSSA MILANO SONG IS HEARD COMING FROM UPSTAIRS
PHOEBE: oops, left my CD player on again.
SHE RUNS UPSTAIRS AND STARTS TO SING ALONG
PAIGE: they sound alike don't they?
PROO: ye gods Paige! Where did you come from?
PAIGE: I am everywhere, I have eyes and ears everywhere, I am your worst nightmare..i mean….i was shopping for the picnic
PIPER: funny you should mention nightmares…
SHE GESTURES UPSTAIRS TO WHERE PHOEBE IS WAILING ALONG TO MILANO'S SONG….EVERYONE LAUGHS TO BREAK THE AWKWARD SILENCE
PIPER: Phoebe we are going now, get down here or I will send Proo up
PHOEBE SCREAMS AND THERE IS A SOUND OF CRASHING, THEN SHE FALLS THROUGH THE CEILING AND LANDS ON THE CLOCK
PROO: well it was only a matter of time before that clock was broken.
THEY ALL NOD KNOWINGLY AND HEAD TOWARDS THE DOOR…NO ONE OFFERS TO HELP PHOEBE OR EVEN SEE IF SHE IS DEAD
LEO: I spose I should heal her…that's if she's still alive
PIPER SNIGGERS AND THEN SLAPS PAIGE
PIPER: how can you laugh at the fact that your sister might be dead?
PROO TUTS LOUDLY AND PIPER HI 5'S HERSELF
PIPER : bam! bitch went dahn (she whispers)
PROO: goddamn! We need to get out of here, Cole pick her up and we'll heal her if we get time.
SHE STRIDES OUT DRAGGING PIPER BY THE HAIR, LEO AND COLE WALK OUT HOLDING HANDS AND DRAGGING PHOEBE, PAIGE FOLLOWS AT A DISTANCE…KEEPING TO THE SHADOWS AND HISSING WHEN SUNLIGHT TOUCHES HER FACE
Chapter 2 coming soooooooooooooooon