Emmett sat there staring at Edward like he was stared at his hands embarrassed. Jasper, Rosalie and Alice sat there stunned.

"Let me get this straight, Bella asks you to have sex and you say no?" Emmett asked in disbelief. "you said no to Bella?" Rosalie growled and placed oone perfefect hand over Emmet's chest protectively.

"Even I wouldn't say no to Bella." Alice chirped in, Jasper's jelousy filled all their bodies.

"But I could kill her," Edward moaned.

"Yer if you had sex the way Rosalie and Emmett do, I've seen it. It is way illegal. I had a very disturbing vision." Alice said retching. A few seconds of silence then Edward's face turned from embarrassment to repulsion.

"I wouldn't do that to her!" He shook his head vigorously. "Emmett you freak!"

"What? It's more fun that way." Emmett said unabashed, "And if you don't like what you see stop looking."

"Well Edward how do you have sex?" Rosalie demanded, beautiful features dangerous.

"Oh he hasn't I saw him telling Bella that he wants to 'save his virtue it's all he's got left!'" Alice said smiling, everyone laughed. All except for Edward.

"Even I wasn't a virgin when I met Alice. Every sex move I am going to make she knows. It's a real sex killer when she goes; 'Oh come on already we've done that be creative!'" Jasper sighed.

"Well I wouldn't want you to be as creative as Emmett, you're ok though. Do you remember that time with the pole and we were upside down-" Alice laughed.

"Too much information Alice." Edward grimaced; he could see exactly what she was thinking.

"Edward will beeee a Virgin foreveeerrr," Emmett sang cheerfully, "Man, you're missing out on a lot." Alice was sitting there deep in thought. Edward could she two vampires spinning around and around naked.

"UHH! Alice, that porche is not a sex place. Never ever do that to the wheel again!" He said revolted. Alice ignored him; she closed her eyes her eyebrows knitted in one line. Then suddenly she erupted into giggles.

"Jacob and Bella might have good sex though." She looked at Edward apologetically, "I'm sorry but boy, you have competition. This is so Emmett."

"I thought you couldn't see werewolves." Emmett said annoyed, how could anyone have sex like him?

"Dammit Emmett I was winding him up, but judging by that kiss they had I wouldn't put it past them." She sighed.

"How do you know about that?" Edward asked stung.

"She was talking in her sleep. That night she didn't say your name once." Alice answered smugly.

"Maybe I should talk to Carlisle about this…" Edward said awkwardly.

"That isn't possible." Alice sang.

"Why not?" Edward asked warily.

"Before you came in I saw him and Esme on Emmett's sex swing, then they went onto my Porsche's wheel." Rosalie and Jasper laughed while Emmett and Edward fumed.

"My sex swing?" Emmett shouted.

"Why is everyone having sex but me? I feel sorry for the porche, I feel sorry for me!" Edward wailed.

"We have sex in all the cars." Jasper shrugged, he didn't bother trying to calm Edward down it was more fun to see him squirm.

"My car?" Edward chocked.

"Hell yes! Your car has the biggest boot, and it smells the nicest because of Bella." Emmett said, seeming to have got over his swing for the most part.

"Bella's coming!" Alice said happily.

"Hey Bella, you ok?" Edward asked. Bella shrugged.

"Sure, me and Jake just had sex."

"What?!" Edward yelled.

"I asked him, so we did it in the kitchen."