It's a Pull
PoD- This oneshot was inspired by a simple after school Dramma Club rehearsel when my friend went "dumb blonde." I hope you laugh your butt off as I did during the actual event. XD
Disclamier Not Own Naruto!
The girls walked down the winding walkways as they traveled through the mall. They kinda walked in a diamond formation. Ino in front, Tenten and Sakura beside each other and Hinata in the back. As they suantered pass the stores ino hummed a tune and Sakura sang the lyrics while Tenten gave out the rythem of the guitar. Hinata giggled, they were having so much fun, and she began to sing in her head.
"Where to first?" Ino asked. She looked over her shoulder at the rest of the girls.
"Guitar store!" Tenten suggested.
"No," Ino protested. Tenten pouted and folded her arms across her chest. "Any other ideas?"
"Uh, Ino-chan. We, uh, could go to, er, the book store?" Hinata whispered.
"No. too boring," Ino stated yawning and patted her lips.
"Oh, okay," Hinata added.
"Sakura, any ideas - that aren't lame?" Ino asked to Sakura.
"Well, what did you have in mind?" Sakura countered.
"Uhhh, I asked you first!" Ino stated.
"So, what does that matter?" Sakura asked.
"Uh, it doesn't. i just want to, uh, want to know your opinion first."
"Why?" Sakura grinned, she knew Ino was getting frustated.
"Because! BECAUSE! That's why!"
"Why don't we just go to the clothes department?"
"Great idea, Sakura...for once."
Sakura grunted and followed Ino. Tenten and Hinata giggled at Sakura and ino's short arguement then looked to each other. they quickly ran to catch up still smiling and laughing in their heads.
'Now, you know how there are always thoughs blonde jokes. Like - "How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottum of a pool." Well, here's a blonde moment the even ino can't cover up.'
Ino led the ground to the entrance of the store and began to push on the door. Everyone stopped and stared as ino pushed on the door with all her might but couldn't get it to budge. tenten held in her laughter but a few snorts made their way through her tightly held lips.
"Guys, i think it's jammed or something," ino whined.
"Uh, Ino-chan. It's, uh, that's not -" Hinata pointed to a sighn that read "PULL" in bright red letters.
"It's a PULL! Idiot! it's a pull door, not a push dor!" Sakura shouted.
Tenten bursted out in laughter as Ino's face went blood red. Tenten fell over laughing and Sakura had to lean against the window and hold her sides. Even Hinata was laughing at Ino's blonde performance.
"A...pull?" Ino repeated as if she didn't understand. She pulled on the door and it opened with ease. "Oh, a...pull..."