Disclaimer : I did not own Hetalia and Harry Porter.

Summary : Oliver Kirkland was chosen as Hogwart's champion. This was how he passed the challenges in the Triwizard Tournament.

Chapter 1 : How to Subdue A Dragon.

Oliver did not know how he was chosen as Hogwart's champion. He just put his name in the Goblet of Fire for fun. He did not expect for his name to come out from the Goblet.

The students and professor of Hogwart certainly did not expect him to be chosen too. They were certain Cedric Diggory of Hufflepuff will be chosen as champion.

Gryffindor was not happy that Hogwart's champion come from Slytherin. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff were nuetral on this matter while Slytherin did not know what to feel about it.

On one hand, they were happy one of them was selected as a champion. On another hand, they were not happy some weirdo was chosen. Oliver was way too happy and cheerful for a Slytherin. He also has weird obsession on baking cupcake.

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The first task of Triwizard Tournament was stealing golden egg from a dragon. Champions were allowed to bring and use one item to steal the egg from the dragon. The item could be anything from useful thing such as wand to useless thing such as simple rocks. The champion was given freedom on how to handle the task as long as they used the chosen item.

Oliver chose to bring his cupcake.

Needless to say, the crowds were not impress with his choise. Some of them to start booing Oliver when he went to face the dragon. After all, how could a cupcake help Oliver to pass the dragon and steal the golden egg?

Oliver calmly walked to the dragon and asked sweetly, "Would you like a cupcake, poppet?"

Without waiting an answer from the dragon, Oliver threw the cupcake into the dragon's mouth when the dragon opened its mouth to roar. Multiple things happened as soon as the dragon swallowed the cupcake.

The dragon made a choking sound before its body started to spasms and convulse. Then, foam started to come out of its mouth before the dragon fall on the ground with tunderous sound.

Oliver picked a stick from the ground and poke the dragon. The dragon did not move at all.

Satisfied, Oliver skipped passed the dragon while humming a happy tune and retrived the golden egg with ease.

Afterall, nobody said you cannot poison a dragon with a cupcake.