Tiarra: I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored it's not even funny.

Brain: Stupid rain! Oh well, she only owns Tiarra, but guess what people she's not in this one! That must mean the British are invading. She's planning to do something evil or worse…It's a sign of the apocalypse! Run!

Tiarra: It's not a sigh of the apocalypse, but close. It's a sign of….uh….it's sort of like advertisement. There is a story! But I'm going to do something that I want to advertise. That's all.

Brain: So what do you want to advertise?

Tiarra: This: Hello as you know I am also writing a story called Knothole High, right? So I am accepting other characters.

Brain: Anything else?

Tiarra: There are two more things, but I'm going to wait for the one of them cuz it's so cool! This one is me and HarryPotterFamilyGuy4ever are joining forces.

Brain; Okay. On with the story…

Tiarra: Oh right!

If Tails were a girl.

It was Tails 12th birthday today and he had a secret to tell every one.

It was a very sunny, bright, and cool day to tell a secret.

Everyone was having fun. Sonic and shadow were having a race. Knuckles and Rouge were hanging out by a shady tree and Cream and Amy were playing with chess.

Tails was sitting at the park bench, with his birthday hat dropping. He wasn't very happy. He was concerned about telling everyone his big secret.

Sonic and shadow were done with their race. Sonic looked over at Tail and was felling bad because Tails wasn't even enjoying his own party.

Sonic sat next to his buddy on the bench and said "Hey buddy. You look down. Is it because your nerves about asking Cream on a date?"

Tails gave him a suspicious look then Tails got an evil smile on his face and said "No. But you look down, too. Is it because you afraid to admit your feelings to Amy. Cause if that's it I'll tell her for you."

Sonic gave him an evil glare and said "No Jerk. But seriously why are you down?"

Tails looked at the ground and said "I am nervous about telling every one my big secret- "

Tails didn't even get to finish what he was saying because Sonic, being the jerk he is said "Hey every one Tails has a secret to share!"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and started too crowed around Tails.

Now there was little anima sweet droops everywhere. Tails took a big gulp and said "The big secret is, I'magirl."

No one heard what he said. Everyone was just whispering what he say?

Tails took another deep breath and said "I'm a girl god dammit!"

Everyone was in either disgust or shock. Sonic on the other hand said "Well, I wish I knew that earlier!"

A knuckle turned to him "Why?" was what he said with the did-you-sniff-sharpie look.

Sonic whispered in his ear or were it should be "Well, in those times I really thought I was going to die I could just turn around and make out."

Knuckles were totally disgusted. He was so disgusted that he went behind a tree and barfed.

While Knuckles was puking, Cream came up to Tails with tears in her eyes and said "T-t-tails? How could you!"

Then Cream runs away crying.

Rouge sighs, watching Cream run away and said "I think Creams afraid she's a lesbian."

Tails gives Rouge a confused look and said "What does lesbian mean?"

Then Rouge said "A Homosexual."

"What does that mean?"

"A homo."

"What does homo mean?"

"A ho."

"She's afraid she's a gardening tool."

No one was confused any more except Amy. Then she said "Wait if you're a girl…EWWWWWWW! Tails you could have put clothes on before you told us!"

Then in realization everyone except Sonic turned away.

Tiarra: Honestly I don't think Tails is a girl it's just funny.

Brain: Your announcement.

Tiarra: Oh yeah! Introducing –pulls down a cloth that's over a billboard- the I like Shadow and hate Sally club! If you hate Sally and love Shadow this is the club for you!

Brain: Well that's it just pleas review.