AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hello everyone this is my first fanfic so I hope you like it. Also this series is inspired by crashguy01 the creator of the smash life story updated every Friday. Recommend you read it. It's a good story. This will also be a documentary. And if you want to share an idea of what I should do for future episodes feel free to let me know.

P.S. this will include all characters so far revealed for Smash Bros. Ultimate. Along with a few extra characters of my choice.

P.P.S this episode takes place two weeks after the August direct.

P.P.P.S I do not own any characters they all belong to Nintendo, Capcom, Bandai Namco, etc.

P.P.P.P.S their are head segments in bold this idea came from the story that inspired this. Along with a few other things. I'm not trying to copy ideas I'm just showing that I'm a huge fan of crashguy01's work

Season 1 episode 1: The arrival

Since the smash direct earlier in the month three characters had joined the fighters at the smash mansion. These three were Simon Belmont, Richter Belmont, and Dark Samus who Samus (she and Zero Suit Samus are one character in this and will be referred to as Samus), much like Ridley, is very weary and tends to avoid her dark clone. Two new fighters who were also revealed were approaching the steps of the mansion right now. One was Chrom, a young prince with blue hair, a blue and white cape, and armor on his left shoulder. The other was King K. Rool a fat crocodile with a red cape, a big left eye, and a gold plated belly and chest.

Chrom: Personally, I'm happy to finally be here and join my daughter and Robin in the ranks.
King K. Rool: Same here chrome.
Chrom:*annoyed* A. it's Chrom, I've told you five times now! And b. Really?
King K. Rool: Yep. Now that I'm here, I can finally destroy those two Kongs. *loud maniacal luaghing*
Chrom: *gives a worried look at the camera*

Chrom was about to knock on the door when all of a sudden, K. Rool pushed him out of the way and punched the door off its hinges. "WE'RE HEEEEERE!" He screamed at the top of his lungs.

Unfortunately no one was in the foyer or so they thought. The door was lifted off of the floor and put to the side revealing what looked like a blue penguin wearing a red robe.

"Dedede" Chrom exclaimed as he went to help the proclaimed king up " Are you okay?"

"No worries new guy, that actually happened to me before," Dedede said reassuring him as he got back up on his feet. He then shot a glare a Rool. Looking furious he said, "Now listen here buster, just because you 'killed' me in your trailer doesn't mean you have the privilege of killing me in real life. Capiche!"

King Dedede: Ridley also punched the door open back in June and it hit me. Master Hand wanted me to greet Chrom and King K. Rool. At first I was nervous about K. Rool because of what happened to me in the trailer, but then I felt like this was a good opportunity to intimidate Rool so he won't mess with me. *leaning back on the couch with his hands on the back of his head* After all I'm the greatest villain there is.
Meta Knight: *passing by* Said no one ever

Rool actually was intimidated. He was also so scared he might just wet himself. Luckily, he wouldn't do that, especially since there were two people looking at him and he wasn't wearing pants. He just nervously nodded and said, "Don't worry triple D I won't kill you. I'm actually looking for two people here."

"The Kongs," said Dedede said calming down, also knowing what he was talking about "They're in the game room. I'll show you where…it...is." He trailed off as K. Rool took of dashing at a speed Sonic would be proud of.

"And there he goes, didn't like that guy anyway," Chrom said turning back towards Dedede. "I'm Chrom by the way," he told the self proclaimed as he held out hand.

"Nice to meet you," Dedede said shaking Chrom's hand. "I'm… well you already know who I am. Follow me, I have show you around."

"Well actually I wanted to see my daughter and Robin," Chrom told the blue penguin with a pleading look.

"I promise we'll stop by both of their rooms on the way," Dedede said, "Showing you around was the hand's order. And you don't want to disobey him, unless you value your life." Everyone in the mansion would agree with Dedede. You disobey the hand you either get a bad punishment or get temporarily banned.

"Very well then," Chrom said feeling better, "lead the way fellow king." After that he and Dedede went of into the hall to start the tour.


Meanwhile, in the theater room, a brown haired man with blue vampire hunting clothes was marveling at the various technologies in said room. He and a few others were looking to see what they should have the entire mansion watch for movie night.

Richter was toying with the projector screen and remote "This is amazing! The fact that this remote can control this so called "screen" is incredible." He said with a joyful tone as he messed with the buttons.

Then when it looked like the screen was about to fall off a waddle dee with a bandana swiped the remote away from Richter.

"Richter don't break the projector screen you know how much that costs." Said what looked like a wooden robot wearing a blue hat with two straws sticking out and a cape approached him "We don't want to aggravate anyone especially since it's movie night."

Richter looked down in sadness "Sorry Geno," (If you knew it was Geno good job.) "it's just that it's hard to comprehend the fact that this future is great with all of the fancy tech."

Bandana dee gave Richter a comforting pat on the… erm, leg as a Pokémon that looked like an archer placed the remote back on the shelf. Decidueye then walked back to the shelf to choose a movie.

Geno: Honestly I'm glad that Richter is enjoying his time at the mansion, but he really needs to control himself. Just last week he broke the dishwasher. Took Palutena a couple days to find and install a new one.

Decidueye *holding Frozen up to the camera*
Bandana Dee: *shakes head*
Decidueye: *holds The LEGO Movie up to the camera*
Bandana Dee: *shakes head*
Decidueye: *holds Avengers Infinity War up to the camera*
Bandana Dee *starts to tear up*

Richter: Despite some things, the future is the MOST INCREDIBLE THING I'VE EVER SEEN. Too bad my ancestor Simon doesn't feel the same way. He's mistaking a lot of residents as monsters including the Pokémon, Bowser, Meta Knight, and some green dinosaur.

Rool would suddenly pop his head into the theater room. "Hey, uh, where's the game room," he said as everyone turned their attention toward him, "I'm looking for a couple people."

Geno pointed down the hall, "End of the hall, up the stairs to the third floor, make a right, should be the big door on you left."

"Thanks!" Rool said as he bolted down the hall.

Geno turned and noticed everyone was looking at him, "What he was lost and he's a newcomer."

"Deci. Decidueye. Eye," Decidueye said which translated to Geno as, "(Wasn't King K. Rool supposed to be given a tour.)"

Geno decided to ponder about this, but then just shrugged as he went back to set up a new Blu-ray player. While wishing they had found a movie by now. Who can blame the fact they haven't found one yet. With the countless residents here of all different ages it's pretty hard.

Geno: I could care less about who King K. Rool is looking for. All I care about right now is making sure we can find a movie that everyone would like to watch.


Chrom's grand tour of the mansion would continue in the kitchen, which was much bigger than Lucina had told the swordsmen. Also in there was Palutena who was at the stove, Mario who is in the pantry, and Link who is currently watching videos and not paying attention to the world around him.

"This place is huge," Chrom marveled, "how many people live here a hundred!" He was looking at the pots then stopped when he saw Palutena currently cooking spaghetti and meatballs. "Goddess Palutena," he said as he bowed, "Lucina has told me a lot about you."

Palutena was giggling, "You don't have to do that here," she said as Chrom stood back up. "Lucina and Robin have also told us a lot about you."

"Palutena here is the mansion's main cook, sometimes replaced by the Mario Bros if necessary," Dedede explained. "In fact, isn't spaghetti and meatballs their specialty?"

"Yes it is, I'm not trying to replace them. Mario teaching me how to make this dish," Palutena said reassuringly. "He's in the pantry right now - oh there he is."

The iconic plumber with a floating red cap and overalls walked out of the pantry carrying meatballs. "Palutena get-a these meatballs-a in the oven we only have-a one...hour," Mario trailed off as he noticed Chrom. Mario placed the meatballs on the counter ."Chrom your-a finally here what-a took so long," he said as he shakes Chrom's hand vigorously.

"I was looking for someone to take over back in Yillsse. It was very hard to find a replacement," Chrom said in a not so happy tone. Right he is with Robin not there his options we're limited.

"Anyways as I was saying," Dedede said, interrupting, "Palutena's cooking is ok wouldn't say it's the best," He said offending Palutena. You should know better than to say in front of a goddess Dedede. "I would love to gobble up all that food sometimes"

Palutena looked at him while facepalming

Palutena: He literally just described what he does every meal. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner he always finds something he likes to eat. It takes people like Kirby or Wario to beat him to the food or people like Meta Knight and Corrin restrain him.

"Well I'm-a positive you will-a enjoy your first meal here-a Chrom," Mario turned to Dedede, "You can continue the tour-a now." Mario went back to the oven to check on the meatballs. He was doing that just to make sure they weren't burnt even though they just went in.

"Okay Chrom follow me," Dedede said while leading Chrom out of the kitchen

Link looked up from his video, "Did I miss something?" Mario and Palutena rolled their eyes and went back to cooking the meal.


In the game room, there were a lot of available activities, such as arcade machines, TVs, and Nintendo consoles going from the 64 to the switch. Fighters Inside the room consisted of Pikachu, Fox, Falco, Ness, Lucas, Kirby, Pit, Dark Pit, Red the Pokémon trainer, Ashley and her assistant Red, Popo and Nana, Wolf, Donkey Kong, Shovel Knight (did you really think I'd make a fanfic without him as a resident), Diddy Kong, and Zero. Also in the room was Lucina and Robin patiently waiting for Chrom

Lucina: Father is said to have arrived in the mansion, but we have yet to see him. Hope he's okay.
Robin: Don't worry Lucina, you heard what Master Hand said he is currently on a tour given by Dedede I'm sure they will be here eventually.
Lucina: I sure hope- wait a minute is that King K. Rool.

As their head segment ended, Rool made it to the game room. Panting he said, "After five misturns I made it to the game room." FIVE TURNS! Geno gave him simple instructions, how did he make five misturns.

King K. Rool: This is embarrassing, but I have no sense of directions. It's all on that guy. He should have directed me, I'm gonna crush that wooden robot should I see him again.

K. Rool was looking around the room until he found the two people he spent an hour looking for. He then pounded his foot to the floor to get everyone's attention. Then, he yelled, "Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong! I have been looking for you." If you knew what people meant by the word 'Kongs' throughout the episode give yourself a pat on the back for knowing a fact about the Donkey Kong country series.

Donkey and Diddy both gave angry looks at K. Rool.

"Well," DK started, "Look who got into smash after three games of being turned down." Fighters were stopping their games as the heat between the rivals heated up.

"That doesn't matter," Rool said changing the topic, "What matters is that I can finally.. challenge you two to a 2v1 battle to finally see who's boss around here."

Diddy gave an eye roll "Yeah right like we're going to fight the guy who lost to us countless times." Diddy shot back. Some fighters were staring to say "ooooh" in the background especially Pit.

Focusing on Rool and not what his nephew said, "We accept the challenge," DK declared, people started murmuring about this. Diddy's eyes bulged on what his uncle had just said. "I will admit it myself in the trailer did show us that you had some tricks up your sleeve." DK looked at Diddy.

Caving in Diddy said, "Fine. We fight after dinner which is in twenty five minutes." Twenty five minutes, how time flies considering Chrom and K. Rool got here at 5:00

"Good see you then," said Rool maniacally laughing as he left the game room.

Fox: Dude there's going to be a fight do you think we could be commentators.
Falco: I don't know bro. Probably have to pull some strings to be able to do that.

Shovel Knight: Personally I'm a bit concerned for thy battle, but either way I think tis could be a great fight.

Zero walked up to the Kongs, "Are you guys sure about this? I mean Rool has gotten stronger." The sword wielding robot was showing concern, and who wouldn't, the crocodile has a literal belly counter.

"I'm sure we'll be fine," DK said in a calm but stern tone. "Besides it's Rool. What could happen?" He's going to regret saying that.


Geno and his crew we're still looking for the perfect movie to watch. The star warrior was getting desperate, he had the team divide the movies into three piles. Movies that were too intense for the younger fighters and Pit, movies that were to childish for the older fighters, and movies that were just right.

"Ok guys, I'm just going make an executive decision," said Geno as he grabbed Spider-Man Homecoming. "If your okay with this raise your hand," he really desperate considering he just picked a random movie from the pile.

Everyone raised their hands except for Richter who was wondering about something. "What's a Spider man." Everyone in the room looked at dumbfoundedly.

" ...We don't even have time to explain this we are doing this movie. Let's quickly put these on the shelf before dinner." Geno better be talking about his partners when he said dinner because he can't eat.


"And finally here's the dining room!" Dedede exclaimed as he showed Chrom the final room. Dedede being able to show the whole mansion in three hours, give this guy a round of applause.

"This is where we are currently having dinner. And as you can see Robin and Lucina are right next to an empty seat." Dedede pushed the swordsman towards them, "Have fun."

Chrom: Having Dedede as a tour guide… was actually pretty good. He knew his way around, gave through explanations, and introduced me to a couple fighters. Including Roy who I am echoing apparently.

Lucina hugged her father as he approached, "Father it's great to see you again," she said with excitement as they sat down.

"Likewise daughter," Chrom looked over and saw the tactician. "Robin its been awhile," he said, giving his friend an assuring nod.

"Indeed it has," Robin said while forking some spaghetti and rolling it up.

Chrom looked at the food in confusion "What's this?" He said in the most confused tone anyone would ever hear.

"Spaghetti and meatballs," Lucina was explaining, "Something the Mario Bros usually make. Try it it's good."

Chrom forked some spaghetti and put it in his mouth. Ten seconds later he is beaming. "This is the most delicious thing I have EVER tasted." He said now eating the bowl of food at an alarming. He eventually started choking for a second. He started coughing, "Too fast."

In another part of the dining room Richter was talking with his ancestor Simon. The latter eyeing, the green dinosaur, Yoshi in a worrying way.

"I'm telling you Richter there's something that makes him a monster," explained Simon while Richter rolled his eyes. "Is it the hump, the hug nose, or the fact that the plumber rides him," Simon gasped, "Does that make Mario a monster too."

"I wouldn't worry about it," Richter said as he was patting Simon's back, "Just calm down and eat your food."

Simon: I am dead serious about the fact that Yoshi is a monster just look at him.
Yoshi: *gobbling the food with his hands*
Simon: Despicable!

K. Rool and the Kongs were eyeing each other intensely because just after dinner the ultimate showdown would begin.


After dinner K. Rool, the Kongs, and anyone who wanted to watch met up at the teleportation tubes to the seats of the stadium and the battlefield of the stadium.

Falco: Unfortunately Fox and I weren't able to get jobs as commentators. Especially since there was no booth for that. So we're just going watch from the stands

Marth who was in charge of stage selecting and battle setup went over the DK country characters what was going down. "Okay so this will a one stock 3:00 minute match and you are battling in Kongo Falls. Only the smash ball will be turned on."

After everyone that went to the stands we're seated the battlefield morphed into Kongo Falls and the simulation was turned on. Rool was still by the teleportation tubes though. "Um," Marth said, "Rool you have a battle to go to."

"I know," Rool said, "I just have one request." He then grabbed Marth by the tunic and held him up high. "Turn off the simulator."

"If I turn off the simulator, you or DK and Diddy could possibly-"

"Why do you think I called this battle into order in the first place," Rool gave the most menacing look he could muster, "Turn off the simulator." Marth did so and the damage protectors were deactivated. Rool then walked through the tube.

Marth then went to an intercom button, pressed it, and said, "Master Hand, we have a problem."

Link was sitting with Zelda (she and sheik are one person in this story and will remain as Zelda unless said otherwise) and his toon version. "Honestly I'm a bit worried about how this may go. Especially since King K. Rool has a freakin counter."

"I'm sure they'll be fine, but just in case Mario might want to get his doctor uniform on." Said Zelda as Rool was finally teleported to the stage.

DK and Diddy vs. King K. Rool
Music: Gang-plank Galleon (Ultimate)

The Match started with Diddy firing peanuts at Rool, easily dodged them and then fired a cannonball at DK's face. He dodged rolled the cannonball but then got sucked up and fired at Diddy.

Diddy was able to monkey flip at Rool and hit in the face and did a side smash on him sending him back a bit. Rool then threw his crown boomerang. DK saw his chance and air down smash Rool's head. The ape jumped back and started to charge up his giant punch. While he was doing that Diddy was attacking Rool. Then Rool did a side smash and punched the spidermonkey far back. Diddy was able to rocketbarrel. DK went at Rool with the giant punch when the unexpected happened.

People in the stand were noticing bruises and some cuts on them and started to fear something was wrong with the system. The battle though was too heated for the Kongs or Rool to notice.

Rool countered the punch and sent DK flying. This went on for a couple of minutes and the fighters in the stands were cheering either for K. Rool or the Kongs. Time was running short all three were weak and the smash ball had entered. DK nearly got it, but then K. Rool jumped on his head and grabbed the ball and unleashed his final smash. He caught both Kongs in it.

Just before the laser could it them, Master Hand came out of nowhere and used his power to cancel the attack. Everyone was shocked.

(Music ends here)

Master Hand was furious and you can't even tell. "Marth turn of the stage morpher," he demanded.

Marth tried to reason "But Master Hand if I turn off the stage morpher while the timer still going then-"

"I SAID TURN OFF THE STAGE MORPHER." The disembodied hand yelled. Marth turned off the morpher and everything went back to the way it was. An electrical pop was heard from the booth Marth was in, they'll have to fix that later. "Now. DK, Diddy, Rool, why are you doing this. Answer!"

Diddy pointed at Rool and said, "He started it! He's the one who challenged us first."

"Is this true Rool?" Master Hand questioned.

Rool was very nervous if Dedede didn't make him wet himself Master Hand will. "Well I just to prove to them and everyone here at the mansion that I'm not as weak as they say and that I'm the greatest villain of all!"

"Mhm, didn't anyone tell you the number one rule of the smash mansion?"

"What rule?"

"That should a rival harm another rival badly, or even kills them outside of competitions or when the damage protectors are off they will be hit with a permanent ban from the mansion.

K. Rool was shocked to hear this news. It meant that he can't destroy the Kongs or his lifetime opportunity will be thrown out the window. Serves him right.

Master Hand calmed down a bit more, "Now it's okay to hate them, I guess. But I like to try my best and make sure everyone is getting along and having wonderful time at the mansion."

The hand looked at DK and Diddy and then back to K. Rool "Now shake hands," he said with a demanding tone

So, DK, Diddy, and Rool slowly walked up to each other and shook hands, with a lot of reluctance. This seemed to make Master Hand happy, though to be fair, you can never really tell if he is.

"Good now then Geno is the movie ready?" asked Master hand.

Geno nodded, "Yep, all set up."

"Great," Master hand turned to the fighters in the stands. "Okay everyone to the theater room, we still have movie night."

Chrom: From Dedede's tour to K. Rool's fight in the stadium I'd this was an okay first day. And I feel there's a lot more to come.

King K. Rool: I may not be able to destroy the Kongs, but I was able to battle and nearly defeat them. Honestly I'll take what I can get.

Everyone slowly made their way to the theater room while others decided to call it a night.

When the one who went to the theater room figured out what the movie was, some were not happy with the decision. Geno told to either watch the movie or go to their rooms for the rest of the night. And that seemed to quiet everyone. Except for Simon, who now seems to believe that Spider-man is a monster.

Author's note: Hoped you enjoyed the story and again if you want to share ideas for future episodes the feel free to review and leave an idea and I'll give you a shoutout in the next episode goodbye.