The day Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar became leftist revolutionaries (fan fiction series)
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar took a family vacation every year to educate the children. Sometimes they went to exotic locales, like the time their daughter was courting a man who was a Hawaiian convict but had turned his life over to a greater calling. Unfortunately he "disappeared" and several courtships and broken hearts later they were ready to plan a new vacation. They decided to head to Mexico for some fun in the sun and a long needed rest from prying public eyeballs. This was never an easy feat as Jim Bob and Michelle and their brood were recognized every where they went and some of their more fervent fans had screaming fits when they spotted Jim Bob or Michelle and often needed emergency medical attention. Some of the fans were part of the People for the breastfeeding of the world group. They were the worst. They had erroneously heard that Michelle had bottle fed some of her older children and became enraged. The would squirt milk on Jim Bob and Michelle and scream obscenities at them. It was insane.
Michelle was really excited about their trip to to Mexico, as she remembered several Mexican marionette puppets and paper flowers her parents had given her when she was little. She also enjoyed rice and beans and colorful dresses. She was very excited! Jim Bob got all the paperwork ready and the day of the flight arrived. Michelle packed sunscreen and her laptop as well, as she often blogged about her adventures on her website, Duggarland. Michelle had to admit to Jim Bob she was a bit nervous about all of the violence in Mexico but Jim Bob assured her they were booked in the safest hotel on Fodor's, and so Michelle put her mind at rest.
Jim Bob was so excited for Michelle to see the economy hotel he had booked through priceline!It was called the Casa Economico barato Veracruz and each of the Duggar children would get their own bar of soap! When the family arrived safely at the hotel after a long flight, she was not as excited as Jim Bob.
"Jim Bob, I know that you did your best, but this place is not acceptable. Azekah has a bug bite on his big toe and I think we should reconsider after a family meeting."
"You are right Mamma, we should have a family meeting, because I have even more wonderful news to share!"
Michelle looked at Jim Bob fearfully. Jim Bob never had the best ideas, but she Knew his heart was in the right place
"What is it daddy?"
"Ill tell you at the family meeting."
At the family meeting Jim Bob looked around at all his wonderful children and their gleaming shiny faces from using the free bar of soap.
"Ahem, Hello, family, I have gathered you here because Momma is worried about the safety and hygiene of this hotel and also because I was to tell you about our special guests that are going to teach us about a new way of thinking. I have invited them here this afternoon to meet us poolside to talk to us about a new form of democracy called "participatory." Please be in your swimsuits with a towel at the pool downstairs at about 3, Momma has prepared us a wonderful lunch in the hotel kitchen which is a Mexican-fusian type chicken salad on whole grain bread. Viva La Revolucion!"
The children looked a bit concerned because they knew sometimes Jim Bob's ideas could be a bit far fetched but they still changed into smimwear and grabbed the towels from the bathroom floor and headed downstairs.
They were surprised to see Jim Bob and Michelle already dressed as revolutionaries with black handkerchiefs covering their faces and machine guns strapped to their chests, but the children knew that their parents wanted to teach them a lesson that would only help them down the road with their own lives and so they sat down next to the pool, only daring to poke one toe in the moss green swimming pool.