"SO then!" Romania held out his sword. "Shall we duel?" He grinned wildly.
"For my fair lady, I will do anything." Serbia kissed Bulgaria's limp hand and held out his own sword.
Romania watched with disgust. Bulgaria was to be his conscious or unconscious. Romania plunged at him.
Serbia dodged the attack with ease. He snickered while Romania fumed.
They fought with vigor, stepping on and over Bulgaria in the process. After some hour of fighting,
Serbia panted. Romania panted. Hungary cheered from the other room
"Your...a good...fighter..." Serbia wheezed
"Shut...up" Romania walked to Serbia, attempting to plunge at him again. Instead of killing Serbia with the sword, Romania just fell over him, knocking down both of them. Serbia had just as little energy as Romania, so he didn't even attempt to push Romania off.
Hungary just couldn't stand it anymore, she slammed down the door. To her joy, she saw Romania on top of Serbia, desperately trying to get off, moving in an inappropriate manner.
Hungary was losing blood fast. She collapsed next to Bulgaria happily.
"I...I give up" Serbia wheezed. Romania didn't answer for some minutes.
"So...I WON?" Romania jumped up, dancing in joy. "Wait...what were we fighting for?" Romania looked around and saw a dead Hungary and.."BULGARIA!"
Romania ran to him and kissed him sweetly. Bulgaria still didn't wake up.
"Oh yay! Your my wife now, Bulgaria!" Romania snuggled in the others chest. Serbia left, releived that the fight was over. Hungary slowly crawled to Romania, gasping through blood. Romania just kicked her away. The end (:
what have I done xD THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. IT WAS SHORT, SO I HOPE I DIDN'T WASTE TOO MUCH OF YOUR LIFE :D Hungary thought they were doing the dirtyzz, btw. Oh, and the Serbia I used is just the Yugotalia Serbia, so I didn't make an OC. Ahh sorry if this story didn't make any sense, I don't really know what I was thinking while I was writing this xD