Disclaimer: All characters in this story belong to GL and Timothy Zahn...I´m just writing this for fun...well, I don´t really think anyone would pay me for that trash anyway!! :)
Author Notes: Let´s see...obviously my songfics Annie was and No Wormie no cry (why the hell.....really NO Marley-fans out there...?!?) didn´t go down very well with you.....so I just thought of this little, weird story....hope you like it (maybe some people even share my sick sense of humor...)!
Princess LEIAWINSKY
THE LEGACY OF CHEWBACCA
"AAAAAAAARGHH!!!!!" - "Good, honey! You nearly finished!!" - "Shut your damned mouth, Skywalker!!" - "But I´m just trying to help..." - "You are good for nothing...better leave me alone....AAAAAAARGH!!!" Luke was somehow irritated because of Mara´s behaviour, he really didn´t understand why Mara was so mad at him.... "Oh, come on, Mara!! Bearing a child can´t be THAT difficult..." Suddenly Mara jumped up..."Why you little bas....",but then the next labour came, Mara fell back and Luke shouted, "He´s coming! He´s coming!!" - "Right", the medic said and took a white towel while Luke continued very joyful, "Look!! I can already see his head!! Man....this child already has A LOT of hair....but...ah...he´s my son! Obviously he comes after his daddy!" - "SKYWALKER!!! Go back to your moisture farm and shoot some womprats!!!" Ignoring Mara crying at him in pain Luke added proudly, "He´s even got the same lightbrown hair as me....my little Benny! Woodie-hoodie! What a splendid hair!!" Then another labour came and Mara finally pushed very hard... As the medic wanted to wrap the baby up his lower jaw suddenly fell down and he stared at the child with his mouth wide open. "Medic?!" Mara asked worried, "is something wrong with my baby?" - "Well, mmhhhh....", the medic managed to say.... "see yourself..." Then he handed Mara the little one... "Oh, no...." Mara simply said and Luke finally stopped dancing madly out of joy to have a look at his son... He leaned over the little bundle and at once a very loud "ROOOOAAAAR!!!" and a cloud of halitosis was blewn into his face by his 'son'. "Mara!?! What´s this.....this thing??" - "Darling, I can explain this to you...", but suddenly another "ROOAAR!!!" could be heard.......caused by the little wookiee in Mara´ s arms. That was too much for Luke´s taste. And so he did what he - as a Jedi master and hero of the Rebellion - had to do in a situation like this....he fainted.
To be continued.... [well...I know, that was lame, but that won´t keep me away from finishing this story...muahahahaaa!!]