Previously, the protagonists of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality and Harry Potter and the Rise of the Average Person, the two worse rationalist fics of Harry Potter ever written, along with the protagonist of an even worse rationalist fic and two others who had read the fics of the previous one respectively, one after the other, before being drawn into a crossover of fics within the world of the books, wherein a final showdown foreshadowed by ancient runes of Atlantis took place with the winner being granted the right to cross the event horizon and become god of a new world implanted with the logical ideal of the soul.
A fierce battle took place and Harry took down Voldemort with a gun he got by disarming the fifth protagonist not counting himself, Oscar Wilde, after which ****, the fic's third main character and main character of the fic he resided in, disarmed the time-traveller now named Stephy, who had tried to overthrow both protagonists for making fics with prose unlike the great works of Rowling, who had as revenge taken the time turner which in the first fanfic originally belonged to Hariezer, called so due to his name changing from Harry into Eliezer, the author of the fic, which happened after his world collided with hpap wherein the protagonist wasn't Harry but someone who read the books and due to some sort of reincarnation, revealed beforehand in hpmp, coexisted with Harry, resulting in both Harry and Hariezer with two Quirrells, one of which had died in battle with Dumbledore off-screen, coexisting in the third fic, and continuining to be so through the iteration of protagonists up until Stephen, who revealed the secret behind the whole thing, winning then the match, which he did out of pure revenge over reading the other fics that had way too many mentions of bayes and Chinese cooking, due to the sudden appearance of Oscar Wilde ruining Stephy's plan after infiltrating Hogwarts by going through a SCP-[REDACTED] which he found hidden in the headquarters of the Foundation from his home in America, bringing then a gun, for revenge over reading a joke in ****'s fic being mentioned in Stephy's fic that was made far too many times about his favorite game.
Little did Harry know he was fated to become a wizard gun hybrid. The gun wizard. And the fate it entailed.
This story was over.
This is the story of what happened next.
"Why haven't I thought of using g-" started Hariezer. He then took note of the scene.
"Wait, what's going on?"
"The agents will be arriving at any moment," said Wilde. "I have left a trail."
It was a mistake on his part.
In fact, he had not planned to go on this long. All he wanted was revenge. But now, he realized that he had made a mistake.
The treaty of copyright agents and the Foundation, he knew, was under suspension because he crossed to the wizarding world. This treaty had been the reason people were allowed to use copyrighted characters in fanfiction. It was all in order to contain SCP-[REDACTED].
Wilde had left a path to this world.
Now, anything goes.
"They have already made the move on the Foundation. They will scan the area, isolate this chamber, then claim copyright over the school, the wizarding world and then… the world."
"What number?"
"[REDACTED]."
"What?"
"We have to buy time."
At least until the third protagonist finishes crossing the event horizon.
"I used to underestimate wizards… but perhaps… we can take on the muggles."
After all, he had long gone to realize.
Muggles can just use gun, he had thought. Who cares about wand?
That was until the fateful moment where Harry used the spell accio to take his gun.
He had then realized. If muggles could use gun… wizards could take gun.
He was the first in a generation to do this. A moment beckoning of the discovery of the wheel. Maybe the landing on the moon or some such event.
"We have many who know the books that describe Hogwarts, though one is in a higher plane right now," suggested Stephen. "Perhaps we can devise a plan."
"Perhaps we can have a spell to multiply our few bullets, if not take them," started Wilde.
"They do this all day with food," said Charles. "Though it's still not food from Thailand, China. Which they should've multiplied instead."
"I… what? How is that relevant?" asked Stephy.
"It's quite good food." said Wilde.
"Agreed," repeated Charles.
"..."
A pause went on.
"How much time do we have?" asked Wilde.
"Hah, we have all the time in the world," said Stephy showing her time tuners, one of which had its restrictions unlocked as it was taken from the Ministry in the future then sent back as any rational person would do in the situation.
"Is Voldemort gone?" asked Harry. He had tried his best to come back even if he was nothing during the showdown.
"No," Charles said. "There's at least seven horcruxes according to the books. He can come back."
"What are those?"
"Fragments of his soul. This means he is not here but yet he's not out of equation. Someone will have to take on the horcruxes later when we have time. Lucky we already know all about them from the books."
"What if... we call him back ourselves?" suggested Wilde.
"I calculate a probability of 90% bayes that we have no choice."
As much as Hariezer wanted the rights to become a singularity himself using the Philosopher's Stone, it would be much worse if it were to fall in the hands of… them. The copyright holders.
At worst, it'll all come to nothing. The world of Hogwarts would not be rationalized, as it should.
"This whole world... infringes copyright law." The agents said upon arriving.