For Materia or Love part one
By Yuffie Valentine
Cloud sat in Cid's house, admiring his favorite summons. Knights of the Rounds, Odin, and Alexander. He smiled down at them. A lot of hard work and fighting went into these. That's when she showed up.
"Hi Cloud!" Yuffie said in her sweetest voice possible, "What are you looking at?"
"You know perfectly well what I am looking at and no you can't have it. Their mine." Cloud said. He hugged the materia to his chest.
"Oh come on Cloud." Yuffie said. She dropped to her knees." I am begging you."
"No, Yuffie." Cloud said. We got up and walked out of the room.
"Hpmh, he's no fun. Wonder what the rest of the group is up too." Yuffie said. She got up and walked into the kitchen nook. Two notes were on the table. "What have we here?"
'Dear Guys: I took Red XIII to get his Flea Bath in Junon City, be back at eight. Love Tifa.'
"Good, he needed one." Yuffie said. She read the next one.
'Yuffie, Barret, Vincent, and Me went to go pick up Cait Sith from the shop in Midgar. Be back tomorrow. I hate your bratty ass, Love Cid.'
"Grrr, stupid old fart. Now it's just me and Cloud, I guess." Yuffie stopped in thought. Her and Cloud, alone at last. She could finally over-power him and get his materia. Then her and the materia would live happily ever after.
"YUFFIE. DON'T USE THE HOT WATER FOR A WHILE. I AM TAKING A BATH." Cloud yelled from the other room.
An evil grin spread across Yuffie's face. "Okay Cloud, I won't." She sneaked off into the house. She looked at a clock. 2:27, she had a good hunk of time before the others would be coming home.
Meanwhile, in Cloud's room, he is thinking. 'Hmmm, where should I hide the materia this time? She'll never look in Cid's room. She's too scared of him.' Cloud sneaked off into Cid's room and put the materia in his extra boots. He then went to the bathroom and started the bathwater running. He heard scuffling noises from his room.
"DAMN IT! Where are they?" Yuffie could be heard through the walls. Cloud let out a chuckle; it was always fun playing with Yuffie like that. He locked the door and undressed. Before the bath was half full, Cloud poured in some of Tifa's bubble bath. Just for a little relaxation.
Yuffie sat in a pile of Cloud's stuff in his room. They were not here. "Where could they be?" Yuffie asked herself. Then it came to her, he most have taken them into the bath with him. Man, Cloud had no trust in her. Well, Yuffie didn't know the meaning of the word quit. She ran to get her bathing suit.
Cloud sat in the warm water. He lent his head back, letting all his body loosen. This was great, peace and quite after such a long time. Yuffie must have left for something more interesting. The house was too silent for her to be in it. Cloud looked around at the bathroom. Since it was Cid's it had a lot of plane stuff in it. He looked at the bathtub. The patches of water where the bubbles didn't cover, the bubbles themselves, and the little black scuba tube. Wait...Little black scuba tube? He looked down at the bath water to see a petite tube sticking out, moving about down there.
"What the F**k is going on?" Cloud yelled. He lifted the tube up. It was attached to Yuffie's mouth. She was sitting there in her green bikini and a pair of swimming goggles.
"YUFFIE!"
"Oh calm down. I didn't find your materia." Yuffie said.
"That's not what I'm worried about. Why are you in the tub?" Cloud asked.
"I was looking for it. Gawd, why else would a be in here?" Yuffie said.
"Maybe cause you're a pervert." Cloud leaned back and closed his eyes, "For the last time, I am not giving you the materia."
Yuffie was about to scream that she wasn't a pervert. But that's when Yuffie little evil side came back into play. She slipped off her suit without barely moving the water. Cloud still was leaned back, not paying attention to her. "Fine, I am not leaving you alone then."
"What? Just get out here then. " Cloud looked up at Yuffie with an annoyed face. But the look on his face quickly changed when he saw her wet suit lying on the floor outside the tub. "What? What are you doing?"
Yuffie giggled. "Oh Cloud, you silly boy, don't you see that I wasn't after the materia. I just wanted to be in here with you. But if you want me to get out, I will." Yuffie said with a very girlish tone to her voice. She stands up out of the water. Her unclothed body fully exposed. Cloud's eyes go wide. "Opps, forgot about that. It's so cold in the house Cloudy-Cloud, can't I just stay here with you to stay warm?"
"Ummm, Ummm, Yuffie." Cloud mumbled. "Wait this is wrong."
"What's wrong?" Yuffie said with a crafty smile. She inched her way closer to Cloud.
"Yuffie, you're a friend, I can't do this." Cloud said, he stood up and pointed to the door. "Now get out!"
Cloud remembered that he was buck ass naked a little too late. Yuffie's eyes rolled up and she fainted. This was here first time seeing a man naked.
"Oh no!" Cloud picked up Yuffie and wrapped her in his bathrobe. He also quickly put on his boxers in case she woke up. He carried her to the front couch where her bed was usually. When she seemed comfortable enough, he went to walk away. But she woke before that.
"Ooohh, my head." Yuffie rubbed the huge bump on the back of her head. She must have got it when she fainted. "It hurts."
"Are you okay?" Cloud said. He went over and saw the lump on her head. "Ouch, you must have hit your head pretty hard there."
"You should kiss it and make it better." Yuffie said. She batted her eyelashes at Cloud. Cloud's face went red. "Come on Cloud, don't you think I am pretty?"
"Umm, you're very pretty, it's just that I thought you and me were just friends." Cloud said.
"Well then, if you're not going to kiss me, I'll just have to kiss you." Yuffie jumped off the couch. She wrapped her arms around Cloud's neck and kissed him. Cloud's otherwise strong body went weak and he fell back onto the couch.
'Oh my god, what am I going to do?' Cloud thought to himself. A little angel and devil popped up on his shoulders.
"Come on, she's ready to go and willing." The little devil one said.
"But this isn't the real Yuffie, she only wants your materia. Don't do it." The angel said. At that moment Yuffie giggled and let the bathrobe slip off her top. All three Clouds' eyes bugged out.
"DAMN! GO FOR IT, GO FOR IT!" Both the angel and the devil yelled. Then with a puff of smoke they were gone.
The kiss broke, and Yuffie opened her eyes. Cloud was sitting there with a smile on his face, Yuffie froze. 'Wait! He isn't supposed to like this. He is suppose to beg for me to stop and then offer the materia so I won't tell Tifa.' Yuffie thought to herself, 'Hmmm, maybe he is playing chicken with me. Maybe he sees my bluff and is calling me on it. Well, I don't know the meaning of the word quit.'
Cloud wrapped his arms around Yuffie and began to kiss her. But this time open mouth. At first Yuffie was going to call out for him to stop. But then the feelings returned to her. The ones she had hide along time ago. When she first met Cloud. How cute he was, how nice he was, and how he made her feel. All this time she played it off as nothing. But it wasn't anything. She had the hots for Cloud. She kissed him back with all this passion she had been hiding.
Outside the front door, Cid fumbled with his keys. He was sent to get more money to pay for the repairs on Cait Sith after Vincent and Barret spent the original repair money on new stuff from that gun show in North Corel. He slid the key in and opened the door. A sight he never wanted to see appeared before him. Yuffie on Cloud's lap, they were both topless, and they were making out.
"CID!?" Yuffie gasped. "What are you doing here? You weren't supposed to be back till tomorrow." She pulled up the bathrobe so it covered her whole body. Cloud said nothing but was more red then a summon materia.
Cid said nothing in reply to Yuffie's question. He simple stepped back out of the house and shut the door.
"Do you think he'll tell?" Yuffie asked Cloud.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" Cid's voice boomed through Rocket Town.
"I have a feeling that me might not want to tell anyone." Cloud said.
The door opened and Cid stepped back in. He had a look on his face that was priceless. He looks like he could be sick or start laughing.
"Okay. Will one of you please tell me what the F**k is going on here." Cid asked.
Fin
Alrighty, end of chapter one. A picture I drew a few nights ago inspired this and I thought it would make a cute fic. Anyway, I know I am going to get a lot of bad reviews from Aeris and Tifa fans. But Bad reviews are better then no reviews. So please review.