Author's Note: Story co-written with my friend Aisling. Purely for fun and laughs--it's not supposed to be good.

Summary: Imagine the Lucas brothers getting stranded on an island. They're completely clueless, have no survival skills, and their schemes are cries for suicide. One twist. They're stuck with two girls.
Two girls, you say? Maybe these girls can help them with their superior intelligence skills! Only one thing.
These girls are two crazy fangirls: Aisling and Julie.


Chapter 1

"Dude!" Kevin whined, turning around in the seat. "Stop kicking my seat."

Aisling and Julie nodded, and waiting till he turned around to laugh.

"We just kicked his seat!!!" Aisling laughed, "And he yelled at us! Oh he's so cute when he's mad."

"This trip is just getting better and better," Julie said, leaning forward. "You guys smell so good."

Kevin sighed, and looked out the window, thinking of the days that would follow.

"OhmyLucas," Aisling gasped, looking through her camera.

"What?"

"Look at this picture of you and Nick! I took it when you guys ran into each other!!!" Aisling squealed.

'Ahhh! That is so going on myspace!" Julie laughed, looking through her pictures.

They had won a contest, in which they would get to go to Hawaii with the new band Jonas, to learn how to surf. Since they arrived at the airport, they had done nothing but annoy the boys, putting them all in a bad mood.

Julie had run into Nick at the airport, making him fall into the lap of some old lady in a wheelchair, and Aisling had stolen Joe's iPod, sending him on a full scale hunt of the airport, only to see her listening to it. So all-in-all, the boys were pretty pissed off.

"I swear, if they kick my chair one more time, I'm canceling this stupid trip," Kevin muttered to Joe.

"I hear ya…too bad this plane isn't bigger, we could sit them somewhere else," Joe said, looking around the tiny space.

They were all on a tiny plane, with only four rows. They piled all their luggage in the first row, and Nick got to sit alone, two rows away from the demons.

"I can't wait to see them in bathing suits…" Julie whispered, loud enough for them to hear.

"Do you think they have man boobs?" Aisling laughed, making Joe and Kevin turn red and squirm in their seats.

"God help us," Kevin prayed, only to be interrupted by shaking.

The pilot came over the intercom, and announced that they were going through some turbulence, but they all knew it was shaking too uncontrollably to be just turbulence, and before they knew it, they saw that they were descending rather quickly into the water.

"Remain calm guys," Kevin panicked, "make sure your seatbelts are on."

"I'm too pretty to die!" Joe shrieked, holding onto Kevin's hand for dear life.

Kevin felt a pang of guilt when he realized Nick was sitting alone.

"Nick, you alright?" Kevin yelled, to see a thumbs up from over the seat.

Kevin sighed with relief, until he heard the girls scream, along with Joe.

Aisling and Julie were tempted to jump into the boys' laps, but even they were too scared to even move.

Before they all knew it, they plunged forward, sending them on a bumpy ride till they all blacked out.

"Ouch," Nick muttered, rubbing his head.

He sat up and saw that he was lying on the ground. "What happened?" he thought.

Nick looked around and reality set in, when he noticed the plane in a bunch of pieces.

"Shit."


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