Happy belated B-Day, Liz (WildeImagination)! I'm sorry I couldn't put this fic up on your birthday (which is December 23) as I said I would since you already know that removed my story (How Akito Sohma Stole Christmas) and banned me from posting any more stories. (For those of you who have experience this, I feel your pain. Seriously.) I had six reviews for that story, too!

For those of you reading this don't despair. You can find "How Akito Sohma Stole Christmas" on my homepage, which is in profile.

Enough ranting. This is my first AU Yu-Gi-Oh fic posted. If some of the entries seem strange to you, it's because I made up some of the events that are happening in Seto Kaiba's life. That's why I call this fanfic, Inside the Insane Mind of Seto Kaiba.

Other warning(s): The characters may be totally OOC. If you don't like, don't read.

Disclaimer: Just imagine a witty disclaimer and you'll get what I mean.

Entry One: Substitute Teacher Pegasus & The Mysterious Visitors

7:01 A.M.

Dammit! I must've fallen asleep at my computer! Now my computer doesn't work and I lost all my important unsaved work!

So now I'm writing in my diary that has the Blue Eyes White Dragon on it. The reason why I started writing in a diary was because Mokuba said, with his sad puppy dog eyes that I could've sworn were that mutt Joey's, that I needed to get what was irritating me off my chest. Agreeing, I could see his point until out of nowhere he pulled out a FUZZY PINK DIARY!

I shuddered at the thought of anyone seeing me writing in that thing, especially the mutt. So I grabbed it from Mokuba's grasp and threw it in the roaring fire that was already going in the fireplace. I stormed out and brought this diary, which was much better than the one Mokuba tried to give me.

Well, I got to get ready for school, even thought I'm both miserable and sleep-deprived.

10:35 A.M.

I can't believe this! Our old math teacher decided to walk out on us and now Pegasus decides to take over for him! Shouldn't Pegasus be at Duelist Kingdom? What is the world coming to?

All period the freak (as in Pegasus) talked about his "toon" cards. Then after he was done talking nonsense, he sat at the front desk, reading manga and cuddling his toon bunny plushie. Meanwhile, Yugi, the mutt and the friendship-obsessed cheerleader gathered around Tristan's desk socializing, Duke Devlin was twirling one of the strands of his long hair (boring!) and Bakura seemed to polishing something. The sun reflected off of it and gold rays shone on the ceiling. The object looked familiar….It seemed like a golden round sphere…the size of a tennis ball…and it had something that looked like the outline of a golden eyeball. Could it be…Pegasus' Millennium Eye?

11:20 A.M.

Oh shit! I don't think I can eat now that I found out that it's Bakura who has the Millennium Eye. I am currently in the men's restroom—and no, I don't need to go!—writing and sitting on one of the stalls, pondering: 'Why is it that Yugi and Bakura have such powerful items, such as their Millennium items and two of the Egyptian God cards, when all I have is one Egyptian God card?

I have not obtained two of the Egyptian God cards that were in Yugi's possession, but I will now give up! Now it seems that I am interested in Millennium items as well. Whoa, I'm beginning to sound like Marik. Is Ishizu's speech about destiny and Marik's hunger for power beginning to rub off on me?

7:00 P.M.

I'm home and I'm tired. I had enough craziness for one day. I was sitting near the fireplace when Mokuba walked into the room with two strangers, both wearing hoods over their heads. "What is the meaning of this?"

I gritted my teeth as I looked at the two figures, one taller than the other and on standing either side of Mokuba. I wonder who they could be. What is going on?

Will Kaiba ever find out who the two hooded people are? What is Mokuba planning? Find out in another diary entry of Inside the Insane Mind of Seto Kaiba! R&R.