So yeah, my bestie and i made this up during lunch. Totally random. If i get... Lets say 5-10 reviews ill add more! Anyways, enjoy!
Edward sighed as he walked into BIO. He didn't like school. He preferred to just listen to old fashioned music and watch blues clues.
As he sat down, chewing on his rubber, Bella rushed in, concerned.
"Eddie! You have to see this!" She practically yelled in my ear, and tried desperately to pull me out of my seat.
"Bella! I am in the middle of eating my rubber!" I said, then added quickly by her Look. "What is it?", not budging. I wouldn't move no matter how hard she tried. And this rubber tasted really good, kinda like potatoes.
"It's Emmett." And with that, I let her tug my out the door. We came to a stop outside out class. And there was Emmett. With a…Tigger in his mouth. Bits of slobber were dribbling down his chest.
"Uh, Emmett?" I asked, confused.
"Mm?" he looked up, flicking me with slobber.
"Why are you eating a tigger toy?"
"The nomable thing about tiggers, are that tiggers are nomable things." Emmett grinned, and kept chewing.
"What the f-"
"EDDIE!" Bella screamed and slapped a hand over my mouth. "Don't you DARE swear young man! Who brought you up like this??" I could have sworn that she was my mother.
Shocked, I pulled a hand away.
"Why are you swearing?" She demanded.
"He is EATING a tigger toy!" I whined, and pouted.
"So? Why would you care?" She said, crossing her arms. 'He could be so silly sometimes' she thought.
"Because it's MINE!" I said, and my started lower lip trembling.
Bella sighed, and turned to Emmett.
"Emmett, please give back Edwards toy."
Emmett frowned. "NO!"
"YES!" She argued.
"NO!" He aruged back.
"NO!"
"YES! WAIT NO!"
"Ha. Now give it back now. I'll go buy you a piglet toy."
Pleased with this bargain, Emmett took out the toy and flung it at Edward. It hit his shoulder with a splat.
"Ewey!" Edward cried as Emmett giggled.
"Emmett…" Warned Bella, as she pinched the tigger toy, drenched. She was about to put it in the bin when Edward screamed.
"NOOOOO! NOT TIGGER!" and made a lunge for his dear toy. I made a desperate lunge and hugged it tightly.
"Urgh, Eddie, its covered in spit." Said Bella, not pleased with her boyfriend.
"So?" And kissed it on the nose, and ran off hand in hand with Emmett, laughing happily. Bella groaned, and slid down the side of the wall.
I warned you... Really. But did you like it? I know, i kinda changed the characters personalitys alot, but it made it funny, right? RIght?? RIGHT??
Okay, now please R&R. Much apperctiated. And i dont give a damn about flames. I hear its an old 40 year old man. Tehe.
OKAY. Now i am really going. I am craving an iceypole...