Hello peoples! This is my first fic, so don't be too hard!! Anyways, this is just sort of a fic where I'll likely fuck with the characters (If your mind is in the gutter, get it out or stop reading this…) anyways, yeah! Please enjoy it!


Ranma, at the moment Ranma-chan, was running from the fat assed excuse for a father figure Genma. Sadly enough, Ranma had tripped over a heavy duty trashcan made of metal. This resulted in her falling face first into the mud. Now what was she going to do? Sit there. Surely her pops would come along anytime now. Shake'im up a bit... However to her surprise, she never felt a pair of paws latch onto her shoulders or anything. She got up and looked around, but her father wasn't in sight, "Well… that takes care of that…" she brushed off her shirt, or what she could anyway, and went along with her day. A couple hours later, and no trouble in sight, she decided she'd hit the arcade to see what was crackin'. Upon her arrival, she saw a girl with long neon green hair. It was a little strange to see a girl with neon green hair. Then again this was Nerima… shit happens in Nerima. Anyways, Ranma-chan also noticed she was playing the brand new arcade game they'd shipped into the shop a few days ago. Since she hadn't played it yet, Ranma wanted to join in with her, "Excuse me, but may I join in?"

"… if you want to I guess…"

"Okay, sounds good!" Ranma put in a couple of yen coins into the machine and picked up the gun. While they played, they had a friendly conversation, "I haven't ever seen you in Nerima before. What's your name?"

"Mine? Oh, it's Junko."

"Junko? What about your last name?"

"Oh… uh… I'd rather not…"

"Oh, well that's fine."

"And what would yours be?"

"Ranma Saotome of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts!!"

"A little eccentric don't you think?"

"Uh—oh, I guess… heh heh…"

"Anyway, so you do martial arts?"

"Yup. By the way, what brings you to Nerima?"

"Well, I used to live in Juban, but my dad got a new job over here. His job here pays much better than the one in Juban, so we can afford to live a better life."

"Well that's wonderful!"

"Yup. Say, would you happen to know about the famous 'NWC'?"

"'NWC'? Never heard of it. What is it?"

"Nerima Wrecking Crew."

"Oh, what do they do, and who's involved?"

"Well… there's a boy named Ranma Saotome, but I'd rather say it was a coincidence that you and that boy have the same name… then there's a couple from China named Shampoo and Mousse. Then there's one named Ryoga Hibiki, then there's a girl named Ukyo Kuonji… then there's one named Kodachi Kuno… then one more named Akane Tendo. As for what they do, they just wreak havoc upon Nerima… but I haven't been here for more than two days, so I don't really know what they're like, or what they do exactly, or their purpose."

"… interesting. Say, would you want to come with me for a little bit?"

"Oh, sure thing. Let me call my dad and tell him that I'm going to go out with a friend."

"O-okay…" the girl pulled a small little device out of her purse that Ranma had never seen before in her life, "What's that?"

"It's a cell phone."

"What the hell? I've never heard of one before."

"Well they're… uh… 'new' so to speak…"

"I see. Well, call your dad I guess…" The girl, 'Junko', called her dad. Once she'd made her arrangements, they went into town. While they walked together, Ranma started a new conversation, "So, about your last name…"

"… again, it's kinda' something I'd rather not say…"

"Well I'd like to know why it's so hard!"

"… well, see, I'm being followed…"

"By who?!"

"A group that would surely kill me for leaking any info on them…"

"That's a damn shame… Well, I'm someone you can trust, so tell me your last name!"

"… Fujibayashi…"

"I've heard that name before!! You're the famous Fu—umph!"

"Quiet dipshit! You want to get us killed?!"

"S-sorry… knee-jerk reaction… can't really help it! Again, sorry 'bout that…"

"No problem… so long as we don't get killed for this, I'm fine… anyways, where are we headed?"

"Well, we're gonna actually go to the flea market. I have to get some things for my friend Kasumi."

"Okay then. Lead the way. I don't really know where we're going, so I'll go ahead and follow you."

"That's fine. Just make sure that you stay close and don't get separated from me."

"That'll work!" the two continued to the flea market.


After two or three hours in the flea market, Junko and Ranma exited the market and went in the direction of the Tendo dojo, "Say, Junko? Is it okay if I went ahead and told you a little secret?"

"Yeah, sure! What's up?"

"Well… I'm actually a boy…"

"… if you're a boy, why do you have honkin' huge titties? A little contradictory if I do say so myself! Well, unless they're fakes... but those cost thousands! Don't think you have that kinda' money!"

"Well—listen, I'll show you what I mean!" Ranma set all of her groceries on the ground, and went inside a little shop on the sidewalk. She came out holding a cup of water, "Okay, are you watching?"

"Y-yeah, what're you gonna do?"

"Just watch." Ranma dumped the water over her head, and the transformation occurred. Now he was a boy once more. Ranma thought that the girl was going to scream bloody murder, but to his surprise, she didn't do anything at all. In fact, she looked a little bored, "Is that all?"

"W-what do you mean 'Is that all'? I just went from being a girl to a boy!!"

"I know. Watch this!" the girl ran into the same store for water, and dumped it onto herself. This time however, when the water hit her, she didn't change at all. Well, maybe just a little bit. She now had a pair of cat ears on her head, as well as fangs and long, sharp claws. She also had a tail; a fluffy one at that, "W-w-what the fuck?!"

"Exactly. I happen to change from being human to being half demon. I don't know why, but for some reason cold water turns me to this, and hot water reverses it. I don't really know what it is…"

"Well then, that's just weird… fun though!"

"What do you mean?"

"It's fu— c-c-c-cat!!" Ranma's usual fear of cats took longer than usual to kick in, but that's because he took longer to realize she was a cat. He jumped up into the air about ten feet. Junko was laughing her ass off at the same time. After she was done laughing, she tried to console Ranma. It was fruitless however, because he was still frantic as all hell. She settled for a warm cup of water. Finally he settled down. Now that he was back to normal, they went to the Tendo Dojo.


Well, that was effectively an Hour of writing. Well, please R&R!!

-pizzagirl02