Disclaimer: The only thing in this story that belongs to me is the plot. Nothing else is mine.

Chapter One

Lilly, Miley and Oliver were about to fall asleep in theatre class this afternoon. Normally they were hyped up during this period. They had no choice but to be sharp and alert since they had such an eccentric teacher. However, last night had been the biggest, longest, most exciting Hollywood party in the history of Hollywood parties. Orlando Bloom, Gwen Stefani, Beyonce, celebrities were there. Of course Miley being Hannah Montana and Lilly and Oliver being Miley/Hannah Montana's best friends, were all there. And the party didn't stop till two o' clock that morning.

Of course Miley went as Hannah and Lilly went as Lola but Oliver didn't have a persona yet so he had to create one for the party. This actually took quite a while because Oliver refused to dress as a girl and wear one of Hannah's many wigs. So Oliver decided he'd make the transformation himself. He bought some hair gel and some dark shades. He stepped into the bathroom and came out with his hair slicked back, shades on, and a British accent.

"Tonight, I'm not Smokin' Oken but I am Ollie Nash, Lola Loftnangle's new boyfriend." The girls were impressed with Oliver's cleverness but both were a bit disturbed for different reasons. Lilly was disturbed because she could never imagine being anything more than friends with Oliver, Even if only for pretend. Miley on the other hand was disgruntled because she secretly loved Oliver. So that's what Miley was daydreaming about in class today even though she was on the verge of entering a real REM sleep.

Miley's POV in theatre class earlier that day

Even if Oliver wasonly pretending to be Lola's boyfriend and not the real Lilly, it still bugs me. Especially since they held hands last night. But it's not like I can make a big deal out of it because then they'll be onto me. Okay Miley. Just act nonchalant about this. Besides Ollie and Lola are dating not Oliver and Lilly.

Oliver's POV in theatre class earlier that day

Mmmmm. Sleep

Lilly's POV in theatre class earlier that day

That was one crazy night. I am so sleepy. (Yawn) Ew. It was pretty weird pretending to be Oliver's girlfriend. Especially since we held hands.

End of POV

The bell rang and thankfully theatre was the last period of the day. The trio simultaneously stood up, stretched and yawned, and dragged themselves out of the school. Miley was silent. Her mind was still whirring. Oliver on the other hand hated the awkward silence and decided to talk to Lilly.

"Hey, girlfriend. Have a nice nap?" Oliver asked jokingly. But Lilly and Miley saw absolutely no humor in it whatsoever. They both whipped their heads around and stared him down angrily. Once again for different reasons.

"Sheesh. I didn't mean it for real, people. Sooorry." Oliver apologized, snappily. Lilly and Miley were both too tired and too disgusted to respond but not too tired and disgusted to think. On their way to Miley's the trio stayed silent. As soon as they got to her house, they all conked out on the couch. Later for homework. They had to rest up for another Hannah party tonight.