A/N-I may or may not write a sequel, depending on reception. I hopefully will, because this idea is hilarious. Study hall is boring.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Ivan was on a quest. The group he traveled with needed a wind adept, and he fit the bill. However, one thing troubled him. The healing herbs, the ones that restored only fifty HP, smelled notoriously like a powerful narcotic known to the Kalayans as "The Happy Weed" or just weed for short. He wondered what it would be like to smoke it.
Once Mia, who held the herbs, was asleep, Ivan sprang to action he emptied her whole inventory. Looking for the herbs, he found a small bag that held them. He spilled the contents on a Game Ticket he had obtained in Vault. He rolled up the herbs in the ticket, and he put it in his mouth. "Spark Plasma!" The newly-made blunt ignited, letting the drug enter Ivan's system. "Heh heh heh. Muhahahahahahaha!" Ivan's (incredibly) evil laugh woke everyone up. Ivan took another hit, and then teabagged Garet. "What the fu-" Garet yelled as he drew his Excalibur. Ivan simply laughed, and in a high pitched voice, said, "Don't forget to bring a towel. Wanna get high?" Ivan made another joint, and gave it to Garet. Garet threw the joint back to Ivan, and Ivan smoked it. "Ilikecakedoyoulikecake?" Ivan stared at Garet for about five seconds, then continued speaking. "I SAID I FUCKING LIKE CAKE! DID YOU HEAR ME ASSHOLE! I LIKE CAKE!" Garet was taken aback. "Mia, cast douse on him." Isaac stood near Garet, in his battle stance. Mia cast douse, but it just made Ivan madder.
Ivan appeared!
Ivan caught the party by surprise!
Ivan Casts Weed Rush!
Isaac takes 500 damage! Isaac gets high!
Garet takes 500 damage! Garet gets high!
Mia takes 69 damage! Mia gets high!
Isaac casts Coffee!
Ivan takes 200 damage!
Mia casts Cold Shower!
Ivan takes great damage!
Garet casts Police!
Ivan goes to jail!
Ivan's Marley Sword lets out a howl! Marijuana!
(Marijuana leaf envelops screen)
Mia is downed!
Isaac's Wheat Sword lets out a howl! Dutch Farmer!
Ivan takes 5000 damage!
Ivan escapes from jail!
Garet casts FBI!
Ivan gets arrested!
Ivan escapes from Jail!
Ivan summons Bob Marley! (10 of each element required, plus an herb is needed)
Isaac gets stoned!
Garet gets stoned!
Ivan summons Towelie! (15 water, 4 earth, 3 wind)
Isaac and Garet forgot to bring their towels!
Isaac is downed!
Garet is downed!
"No!" Mia, Garet and Isaac were moaning in pain on the ground. "I sure could use an herb…"