I'm so awesome

by ButtersTheTitan

It's funny, I've only seen one of these stories and that was by my sister. This does include the leader of the sixth graders. He's actually awesome.

1. Introduce yourself

I'm so hot.

Seriously.

Deny it, I dare you.

I bet you haven't heard from me in a while? You know the guy with his face on his shirt.

I wear that shirt all the time.

It's because I'm so pretty, I wanted to show my prettiness to the world. Twice.

So I got my face on my shirt.

Damn I'm so awesome.

I hate fourth graders.

And my family.

And people who are terribly jealous of my good looks.

All the girls are too scared to ask me out in case I reject them. I've rejected twelve so far.

Bet you're so jealous.

I know I'm cool. You don't need to shout it out.

Aw god I love my life.

I remember one time I took a picture of Marsh the Darsh's mom's boobs into the bushes and had fun times.

Fun times.

I am so awesome I'm actually on the top of my Christmas list.

I bet I'm on everyone's list.

I was number one on The List the little Fourthies made. It's true, whatever they say is a lie.

Don't you just want to be me?

I bet you do.

Want to hear my life story? I'll tell you it anyway.

The guy with my face on my shirt.