Harry Potter and Malicious Molester
One day while strolling through Hogsmead after watching a Slytherin girl with long knee length ebony hair get violently raped for her poor English and grammar abilities, Ron Weasley suddenly felt a tug on his 'Wand' . He assumed it was just Neville trying to get fresh with him again but the tugging continued, Ron suddenly realised it couldn't be Neville because he was in the hospital with anal trauma. Ron turned and screamed
'WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHER FUCKER?'
Then gasped in horror as it was…Dumbledore!
Dumbledore was startled and quickly jumped on Ron, Ron tried to escape but he could not overpower a 153 year old man. Everyone in Hogsmead turned a blind eye as Ron was dragged into the basement.
Once in the basement Dumbledore tossed Ron to the floor like the bitch he is. Ron looked around to get a enhanced view of his surroundings, he could faintly see that same Slytherin girl from before getting beat down in the corner of the room by some boy with blonde hair shouting 'How dare you say I enjoy all of these filthy muggle bands, Good Charlotte fucking sucks!' as her beat her with a rake. Ron dismissed these happenings because they were regular happenings around here
As Dumbledore drew closer Ron panicked like the bitch he is, suddenly an idea sprang into Ron's head. Ron sprang to his feet then sprinted towards Dumbledore. Dumbledore was surprised by these actions as Ron was usually such a wuss and before Dumbledore could do anything Ron raised his leg and kicked him right in the balls
Dumbledore fell over in pain and imploded
Ron exited the basement and walked happily off into the sunset thinking about rough gay sex while watching that girl with the ebony hair who was now tied to a tree being violated with a broom
The end?