DISCLAIMER: I don't own FMA and I most likely never will.

NOTE: This story is based on the FMA anime

ANOTHER NOTE: Me and QuikSylver were having a story competion of writting a story under 1000 words. This is my story, so can you rate it somewhere from 1 to 10? Or just comment? thanks! And then can you read QuikSylver's story and rate that as well? Each of our storys had to include the following:

1) a burnt up pecil (object)

2)"Just go away, and what do you mean you don't have all the" (phrase)

3)savage beastling (object)

4)"Tina, come get some ham!" (phrase)

Envy was bored...very bored. So he decided to go and vist Dante on Yock Island to see if she had any red stones to give him.

He knocked on the door, a couple of times. He knocked sevreal more times and no one answered , "HURRY UP AND ANSWER THE STINKIN' DOOR DANTE!!!" He yelled and burst through the door to see Greed, Wrath and Sloth all staring at him.

"Dante's sleeping upstairs," said Wrath, he walked over and fixed the door then sat down on the couch.

"Does she have any red stones? I'm almost out." asked Envy, holding out a red stone, "It's my last one."

"Nope! No more of the red stones, Gluttony ate them all." said Sloth who came to stand beside Envy.

"Just go away, and what do you mean you don't have all the--" Envy was interrupted by a sound knock at the door only one and it seemed more like a scratch than a knock anyways. Envy walked over to answer it. "Maybe it'll be that savage beastling father of mine...then maybe I can finilly kill him!", he mummbled.

To thier surprise, on the other side of the door was Shou Tucker.

"What do you want?" asked Envy, he was annoyed.

Shou showed the homunculi a sack full of chimeras, "I. . was just . . doing something on . . the island with these chimeras... and I thought that you might. . . like. . . to adopt one. . . or. . . maybe sevreal. . . " he said in his whispered voice.

Wrath ran up to Sloth and hugged her "Mommy, mommy! That creepy man is scaring me!"

Sloth patted him on his head, "It's gonna be all right Wrath, he won't be here long.

Greed ran up to Tucker, "I want all the chimera's... I WANT THEM ALL!!!" he missed the bag and only managed to let lose all of the chimeras in it.

Tucker grabbed some ham out of his jacket to lure the chimeras back with, "Tina, come get some ham!", he called out. A little chimare that looked slightly like a deformed fox came running. Tucker picked it up and showed it to them, along with some papers and a burnt up pencil , "all you ned. ...to do...is sign these...papers and Tina can...be yours to keep...", he whispered.

Greed grabbed it, "Mine!", he said, holding it by its tail.

Envy glared at Greed, "I'm the one who opened the door why does Greed get it? I want it.", he said to hiself, "Oh! Greed hasn't signed the papers yet!" Envy grabbed the adoption papers and somehow signed them useing Shou's burnt up pencil. He grabbed the chimera from Greed, "Tina's mine now see!!!" he shoved the papers in Greed's face.

"Ah well..." Greed walked out of the mansion.

"I...s'pose...I sould be . . . departing now. . . I hope to see you. . . all . . .sometime soon. . . " Shou Tucker left.

"Hrm...that was odd, but at least you got a new pet, Envy!" said Sloth.

"Yeah well what am I supposed to do with this now?!?!" Envy pionted to the chimera who was sitting on the floor drolling with only one eye open, "I mean it's kinda disgusting!"

"Your fault, your problem!" laughed wrath.

Envy grunted and and sat down on the couch, the chimera sitting beside him.