Disclaimer: I really don't want to say it but (sniff) I do not own Naruto.
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Kakashi stood in front of Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto with a smile. Of course you couldn't see the smile because of his mask but the smile was very mischievous. He could tell that two of his students were meant to be but he couldn't tell who. So he concocted a very evil plan.
(Flashback…)
"Tsunade can I ask a very important favor?" asked Kakashi as he walked into the large office.
"Kakashi, is this another hair-brained scheme?" countered Tsunade. She placed her hands in front of her and gave a knowing smile.
"Well, I suppose I could let you in on my plan." Kakashi pulled up a chair and stared at her unmoving face. "Sakura likes Sasuke and Naruto likes Sakura…or so he says. I just know that two of my students are meant to be. Can you help?"
"Actually I can help with that. I am sure you remember Mrs. Takashi. She has been bugging us for help around the house for a long time now. The reason we refuse her is because she has a very unique pet. It is called a sprite."
"A sprite?"
"A sprite is a very special pet that can predict love. Say if…You and Iruka were to visit, the sprite would douse you with its magic and make it so that you weren't able to keep your hands off each other. So to speak anyway."
"This will work."
(End flashback…)
"Are you guys ready for our mission?" Kakashi asked the group who only groaned in reply.
"Kakashi sensei," Sakura spoke from her leaning position near Sasuke. "I don't understand the mission."
Kakashi rolled his eyes. "All you guys have to do is clean up her house. But you will work in shifts. Naruto and Sakura will go first. They will clean up her small kitchen by washing a few dishes and mop the floor. Then Sasuke will take Sakura's place. Naruto and Sasuke will clean up her attic. The attic will take about two hours and the kitchen will take no longer than thirty minuets if you do it right." Kakashi explained this to them as they walked up to the large mansion.
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Sasuke sat and waited until Sakura came out wiping her forehead with the back of her hand to go in. He walked up the large set of stairs to a molding wooden door and opened it. He poked his head into see piles upon piles of boxes and mold covering the walls. Naruto stood in the middle, gazing around with amazement.
"Tch," Sasuke scoffed as he stepped up next to Naruto. "It isn't that amazing." He turned to look at the blonde's expression just as a large box fell from the top of the pile and onto the floor causing the whole pile of boxes to fall. The fall caused a huge cloud of dust to engulf the boys. They coughed uncontrollably until it started to settle and a thin layer of pink dust fell onto them.
Instead of coughing, the boys' eyes lowered as their gazes fell onto one another. Sasuke found that he couldn't look away or silence the beating of his heart. His heart felt as if it would jump out of his chest. And, why would he want to look away from the deep blue pools Naruto called his eyes. Why would Sasuke want to look away from the messy blonde hair that he longed to feel?
If only my heart would stop beating so loudly. I think Naruto can hear it, Thought Sasuke
As he tried to look away so they could concentrate on the mission.
For almost ten minuets they stood like that, gazing at each other as if they were frozen in time. Neither one could speak or move.
"Naruto?" Sasuke managed to choke out. Naruto nodded as if he didn't have a voice. "We should probably clean." Naruto only nodded and turned his back to the raven. So they cleaned for thirty minuets. That's when Sasuke picked up a book that just happened to be lying around.
"Icha Icha paradise: Yaoi." Sasuke read from the cover. He flipped through the first few pages of nothingness and the story line when he saw something he wished he hadn't.
(A/N: Use your imagination. That's right. Use your Hentai minds.)
(Meanwhile with Sakura and Kakashi…"
Kakashi looked at Sakura who was sipping some tea the old woman of the house had brought them. "How did it go with Naruto?" he probed.
Sakura eyed him as if to decipher what he was up to. "Nothing interesting. We only talked about how boring the mission was. Then we stopped talking when he started the dishes."
Kakashi sighed. It wasn't Naruto and Sakura so it had to be either Sasuke and Naruto or Sasuke and Sakura.
(Back with our favorite source of Yaoi. Well I know it is my favorite source. I don't know about you guys.)
Sasuke dropped the book and a deep blush settled across his face. Naruto looked at the book and then at Sasuke who was fighting back a nosebleed. Naruto was curious so he bent over to pick up the book.
Sasuke watched as the young blonde bent over. The pictures of what he had just seen flashed through his mind. The gulped as he knew this wouldn't go unnoticed but if he didn't do something soon he would go crazy.
As Naruto bent over he was unsuspecting of what was to come.
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Nea: How was that for a first chapter?
Naruto: it sucked.
Nea: oh yeah…then you suck.
Naruto: Can I do that in the next chapter?
Nea: You sick disgusting pig! (Look of horror spreads across face then softens.) Sure you can. But I must warn you…you are going to be the uke.
Naruto: no!!!! Anything but that you evil anime freak.
Nea: do you want to die today?
Naruto: not if I get to be pleasured by Sasuke.
Nea: Okay then. Peoples review!!! If I don't get three reviews then I won't give you lemon. I promise at least one thousand words of lemon. I bet you would like that. I won't give you anything short I will make it long. Anyway I will update soon perhaps on the other story so you don't die while waiting.
Bye loves!!!