Soooo yeah, enjoy, I guess. :)
"Hey, Harry?" said a very pregnant Hermione, who had her head in her best friend's lap, both on the couch.
"Yeah?" he responded, setting aside his Auror papers to give Hermione his attention.
"Thanks for taking care of me," she said, grinning.
"Well, Hermione, someone had to take care of you and soon-to-be Rose while Ginny and Ron are at The Burrow, enjoying their family dinner, and seeing that we were both left behind, we might as well have been left behind together," he responded, grinning back at her, while giving her stomach a small pat.
"No not that," she rolled her eyes at him. "Although I really do appreciate it, I'm talking about all of these 13 years. You know, the troll and such. I never really got a chance to thank you for all of that," Hermione expressed.
"Blimey Hermione, I think that I kinda had to look out for you, seeing as you were always there for me, helping me defeat Voldermort, or even when I just needed to talk. I think it's all been evened out, seeing as I protected you from something even worse that the troll." She raised her eyebrows at him.
"Ron," he said, and Hermione gave a loud laugh, which them resulted in her wincing and pain and clutching her stomach.
"You know, seeing that I was the one that kept you and Ron from hurting each other more than you already were at Hogwarts, especially when Ron started going out with Lavander, it's uncomfortable seeing you wince in pain, trying to hide it from Ron, when he's the one that did this to you, so there's nothing I can really do anything," he said softly. "You know I love you Hermione, and I'll do practically anything for you, including hitting Ron occasionally for knocking you up. It's still a bit wierd that you're pregnant with his baby, but I guess I'll have to get used to it. Poor Rose will need someone to talk to when her parents are being arses."
Hermione laughed again,then gave a loud yelp, and rubbed her stomach.
"Thanks Harry," she said in a strained voice. Harry gave her a worried look, but she just shook her head, so he went back to looking at his papers.
"Harry..." she said slowly. He looked down at her face, but she wasn't looking at him. Seconds passed.
"What Hermione?" he asked, a bit concerned.
"Harry, my water just broke!" she shrieked at him, attempting to get up, but failing.
"Wha-, Hermione, are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm ruddy sure! Now get me to St. Mungo's, NOW!"
"Alright, alright!"
And with that, he lifted her into his arms, grabbed some Floo Powder, and Flood to St. Mungo's.