Retrieval Boy
He was a sprite, she was an elf;
can I make it anymore obvious?
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He was a jock, she was a Frond
singin' the same old bimbo song.
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He wanted her; she'd never tell
that she wanted him as well
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But all of the time she stuck up their nose:
she had a problem with his little bro.
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He was a Retrieval boy, she said see ya later boy:
he wasn't good enough for her.
She had a pretty face but her head was up in space:
she needed to come back down to Earth.
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Five years from now, she sits at work
doin' her nails;
she is all alone.
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She's talkin' to Chix
and what does he slip:
Retrieval boy's kickin' Fowl's B-U-T-T.
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She calls me up now askin' me how;
I tell her 'Trouble' is his first name.
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She tries real hard to just smile and smirk
but she knows that it will never work.
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He was a Retrieval boy, she said see ya later boy:
he wasn't good enough for her.
Now he's the Commander
Sool's just a salamander;
does your pretty face see what he's worth?
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Sorry Lili but you just missed out;
well tough luck this sprite is mine now.
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He's just a sprite and I'm just an elf:
can I make it anymore obvious?
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We are in love, haven't you heard;
we're rockin' the fairy world.
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I'm with Retrieval boy, I said see you later boy:
I'm doing a Recon together with you.
I'll be just right back
I'm gettiin' my wingset pack
to save the world once again.
To my defense, I really, truly, honestly hate this song, though I don't think that will excuse me from my terrible spoofing skills. hides