I don't own Naruto.

In case it was confusing in any of the other stories, I'm gonna put the speaker name at the end. Of course, if you don't like that, tell me, and I'll stop.

'Well this is it. Heaven, here I come! ...I hope there are hot babes up there.'

Yeah. That was Jiraiya's last thought. Now his first thought upon reaching heaven...not quite so happy. Happy, yes. But not quite so.

'Blond hair. Heey, I think that's gaki! What dya think he'd do if I suddenly jumped up and uncharacteristically tackle-glomped him in front of his wife?' And that...well, that's exactly what he did.

"Gaki! How's death treating you? Didja miss me? Dya still love me?" (Jiraiya)

"Minato! What is he talking about? *dramatic fake gasp* Did you cheat on me with him while I was fat?" (Kushina)

"What? No! You are far more beautiful than he is. I never loved him." (Minato)

"Gaki...that, *sobbingly* that hurts. What happened to all those lonely nights we spent together? Did they mean nothing to you?" (Jiraiya)

"Sensei. We never spent any nights together. Even on missions we slept in different tents." (Minato)

"Waaahhh! You just implied that you wanted to sleep with your sensei! Minato-kun, *sob* whyyyyyyyy?" (Kushina)

"Wow she's good. Gaki, why didn't you ever get her to perform?" (Jiraiya)

"So you finally stopped stressing out my wife? Good. What the heck are you up here for? Nah, forget that. How's our son?" (Minato)

"Ah, the lil' gaki? He's fine. And I haven't done anything damaging to him whatsoever, I swear! *slightly shifty eyes*" (Jiraiya)

"Jiraiya! I watched you push him off a cliff! If you weren't dead, I'd kill you! Dattebane!" (Kushina)

"Right. But he didn't get hurt!" (Jiraiya)

"Oi! Oi! Stop fighting!" (Minato who was until now just watching them go back and forth like a ping pong match.)

"Right. Gaki! I have a totally unrelated question!" (Jiraiya)

"*mumbling* He would." (Kushina)

"What is it, sensei?" (Minato)

"Did you like, intend for Naruto and Kyuubi to get together? I mean there's that old saying 'The way to a man's heart is through his stomach' and you sealed it into his stomach. Just thought I'd ask. Just thought of it, too." (Jiraiya)

"..." (Minato and Kushina)

"What? It's a good point." (Jiraiya)

"That it is. Actually it was just coincidence." (Minato)

And there was no answer for Jiraiya's question. He did, though, eventually find those hot chicks he was looking for.

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Yeah...no more names. That's just annoying. Ya'll did okay figuring it out before...You can do it again.