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It all started at the Halloween party.
Doctor Mario was hosting. Doc, was dressed as a doctor. He was Doctor Mario, M.D.
Just when he was settling down to watch Grey's Anatomy, the door busted down and Peach, Mario, Bowser and Luigi arrived.
The Mario bros. were dressed as themselves. "Hi!" Mario called to his physican counterpart, plopping down on the sofa.
"Yo." Doc replied. Luigi peered over his brother's shoulder. "Is this the one where Meridith gets married?'"
Doctor Mario ignored Luigi and stared at Peach, who was helping herself to Bowser's brains, and some chips. "Who are you suppose to be?"
"A woop." Explained Peach. Then, Kirby came and shoop'd her.
"Poyo!" The pink puffball cried, but then was notified of a lawsuit from FChan and ran over to Federal Court.
The next to arrive were Ness and Captain Falcon.
Cap'n had pimped out his F-Zero machine to pick up hot girls, but noticed Zelda wasn't there, which meant neither was Sheik or Samus. He dropped Ness off and went to the gas station, but he crashed and stuff exploded. So did Captain Falcon.
Samus came next and blew Luigi up because she can. Mario then shoved her into a toilet. What? He's a plumber, after all.
Mr. Game and Watch appeared from the shadows.
"How'd you do that?" Asked Dr.Mario. Game and Watch simply beeped and went back into the shadows, where he was eaten by a Grue.
Meanwhile, in a canned sub-plot, Pikachu, Mewtwo, Pichu and Jigglypuff run for their lives from a shadow monster in the shape of Ash Ketchum. All of them were tragically killed when the author of this story got writer's block and decided to delete the file.
Back at the house, Falco and Marth were arguing.
"I have more fangirls than you!" Said Marth. "The number of ZeldaXMarth is staggering!"
Just then, Zelda asploded.
Falco sneered. "Yeah right." He said. "Have you searched StarFox on Google?"
Then, Link walked over. "Psh. My fangirls outnumber yours by thousands."
Falco and Marth, knowing they had been defeated, died. Seeing Falco dead, Fox had a seizure.
Meanwhile, in another sub-plot, Ganondorf kills Young Link. A complicated series of events followed, resulting in Link ceasing to exist.
Then appeared the Ice Climbers, frozen in a block of ice. They landed on Mario, squishing him.
Not long after that, Roy was pwning Ness in a game of Cribbage. Then they turned old, and shriveled up and died of old age, living for 389,935,-3 years.
Yoshi walked into the home, and ate Dr.Mario for no exact reason whatsoever. Then Yoshi ran into the bathroom, never to be seen again. (We now take this time to point out why you should always bring Tums to a cannibalistic party.)
Donkey Kong swung from the rafters, but then was considered irrelevant to the plot and went home.
Kirby, returning from federal court with a "Lawyers FTW" hat, wandered into the house. "Poyo! Poyo Poyo...Poyo?"
Then a giant "END" sign fell on him.
"Well," muttered Popo, having melted from the ice. "I missed the party? Oh well. There's always Christmas."
I seriously am regretting writing this though. Well, I'm going to pass out from the afteraffects of a sugar buzz. Toodles.