It was 11:50 pm and had just finished illegally downloaded Minecraft mods for Minecraft. 2016 Took a turn for the worst when Trump became prez. Trump made it illegal to download mods in Minecraft and that broke the hard cocks of many gamers in New America, formerly known as the cuntry of Canada. I downloaded a sex mod that let me have sex with multiple different creatures and even other players in servers! I logged in and to my favorite server to try out my new mod. As soon as I loaded in I saw a wave of people in front of me, all of them with very sexual names like Woody, Buzz, Lenny, and Trash. My friend, SuckMyDonkeyDick, saw that I logged in and ask me how I've been over the mic. Instead of telling him I typed the "/sexmeup" command in chat and started fucking my friend. I heard him moan over his mic telling me to "fuck him hard" and to be honest, I was getting pretty hard. I took out my sweaty ogre cock and started to fap furiously. Suddenly a door opened over his mic and his wife started to yell at him. I jizzed all over my monitor and coated it with my man juice. I was still hard so I got some footballs and stuffed them up my butt. I fapped with the power of a thousand Mexicans when suddenly an alarm went of on my computer. "Do you want to upgrade to Windows 10?" it said and that, yes that, made me cum harder then when I fucked my own ass with a golf club while watching Yugioh GX. At this point I didnt know if I really existed or not and was about to pass out, but fuck that my work wasn't done yet bruh. I lept out my window and fell about 1 floor and landed on all twos.
"owwie" I Yelped in pain, "7/11 :c"
I began searching for sum fug and caught scent of my first victims. I saw the bakery and decided to pay them a visit. I entered the store and breathed in the scent of fresh cake, cookies, and humans. Humans were pretty fuckable and stretchy and were always down for sex. I walked up to the girl at the counter. She had pretty red hair, freckles, and her name tag read "Wendy".
"What can I get you today Sir?" Wendy asked
"Dat arse!" I said
Wendy then ripped of her clothes, leaving nothing to the imagination. I took out my cock and grabbed her by the pussy and started to finger her. I then turned her around and bent her over. I entered her butt. It slide in surprisingly easily, like she was used to it! Vince McMahon walked in and yelled at her saying "YOU'RE FIRED!" and the pulled his cock. It was bigger then mine! He stuffed it into her mouf and started railing her throat. We soon all came at the same time, if only we had gotten it on video! I heard the cops and knew were in trouble. They pulled up and yelled over their megaphone, "Come out with your hands up".
"These are some hard ass motherfuckers." Vince said as he gave Wendy and I each an AK-47. We shot hordes of police officers (and civilians) from the bakery when suddenly flash shined in the sky. It was Fox McCloud and was gonna kill me. I ran out bullets so I leaned over and shot footballs out of my ass like a chaingun. Fox's ship crashed and sploded, killing sum more people. I ran back as fast as my legs could carry me. I shut the door behind and reminisced about my day, if only Fiona and the kids could of seen it! I got back on Minecraft and told Donkey "It was pretty okay".