"Hm." Dark Pit said as he sat down and turned on the TV. "I wonder what's on TV."
Screen on.
"Hey there everyone!" Ike said happily as he spread out his arms in a living room. "Did you just move into a NEW home? Do you need NEW furniture? Then come on down to Ikea!" Ike snapped his fingers as some furniture appeared out of thin air. "Here at Ikea, we sell everything for your organizational needs. And meatballs. We have quite a lot of those." Ike took a bite of a meatball and let out a scream of joy. "So come down here tod-"
Channel change.
"Welcome to 'Your Waifu is Shit!" A girl with long white ponytails beamed. "I'm your FABLOUS host Junko Enoshima, the cooler, hotter and way more fashionable of the despair sisters! Now! Are you ready TO FILL YOUR HEARTS UP WITH DESPAIR?"
The crowd cheered as the set collapsed.
"See!" Junko laughed. "My show just got ruined and MY HEART IS FULL OF DESPAI-"
Channel change.
"WELCOME TO ACT LIKE A THUG WITH DJ SMOOTH AND SUNNY!" A dark haired man yelled. "Now Lucas. Are you ready to PROVE YOUR WORTH?"
"Yeah!" Lucas beamed as he walked over to Bowser and Ganondorf, who were throwing around a dead squirrel. "Hey nerds!"
"Huh?" Bowser asked.
"Why are you hobos throwing around a dead squirrel?" Lucas demanded as he held up a metal chain. "That's deader than Thanksgiving turkey!"
"Don't you mean, deader than your parents?" Ganondorf asked.
Lucas froze for a second before beginning to cry his eyes out.
"Serves you right jerk." Bowser hissed.
"DIE!" A group of people, wearing shirts that said 'Lucas Protection Squad' ran out with torches and pitchforks as they threw…
Channel change
"Coming in 2020." A voice said as the camera zoomed in to a hashtag with a face.
"Hello!" The Hashtag beamed. "I'm a hashtag and my name is Hashy. Anyways, the Emoji Movie was just the beginning. A whole bunch of other trends are getting their own movies! So mine is about…"
Channel change.
"Hello there!" Marth smiled. "Welcome to Wallmarth the place to buy all of your needs! Like marshmallows and other yummy treats like…"
Channel Change.
"Hello!" Sonic smiled. "I'm Sonic the Hedgehog and today on 'Sonic Style' I'll being browsing through fan art that my fandom has made!" He grabbed a laptop, and began to type. "Here are the results… WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?"
"Your fanbase." Mario smiled. "Isn't it beautiful?"
"BEATIFUL?" Sonic cried. "This is the most…"
Channel change.
"Hey there!" A talking taco said. "I'm talkity the Taco! And is this, THE TACO…"
TV turns off.
"I just remembered why I stink to DVDS." Dark Pit groaned slapped his head with a book.