OMG! kenny41 wrote me a fantastic Thor spanking story! He gave permission to share with all of you as well! *squee!* XD Pairings: Sif/Loki Sif/Thor Princess Python/Doom Thor/Loki Enchantress/Loki
The following takes place in Asgard.
Perhaps not quite the Asgard we all know.
Sif, in this place, has her true form and has joined Thor to rule Asgard, his wife in loose terms; though no official marriage has been made.
It is also prior to Thor being cast out of Asgard.
So, some artistic license has been taken.
The Punishment of Asgard
Chapter One
An Evening of Mead and Revelry
The Great Hall of Asgard.
Hewn of stone and wood, trimmed in gold and riches.
Solidly built, airy, its great roof vaulted high above the long rectangular table that dominates its floor.
Weapons, armor, trophies and prizes all displayed both on walls and in alcoves.
It is the Norse equivalent of Olympus though, one would suppose, that Olympus likely does not have great blood hounds lounging on the rugs near the table, hopeful for scraps as their masters revel, a great booming voice sending echoes dancing from left to right in the Hall:
'So, having slain the Great Troll of Vanderstem, I went to hall of the Lord of Vanderstem and demanded of him the reward:
His Daughter's hand in Matrimony, of course.
ZOUNDS Though!
She was a homely lass!
A face that perhaps only the Troll I had slain could have loved...
So, I did the right thing...what a hero should do!
During the celebration dinner, I snuck off to a closet with her Maid, reveled quite nicely, then snuck off through a window and made my escape!'
Great laughter followed the fat Volstagg's tale and Thor's fist crashed down on the table in good humor as he said:
'Volstagg, my fine friend...
Though I woulds't never call you the lie...
One would wonderest just how long it's been since you left During a dinner...Or, verily, since thou coulds't fit In a closet or Out a window!
Laugher erupted again, from all gathered save for one.
For, while amusement was on the face and in the voices of Thor, of Heimdall, of Fandral, Hogun and Volstagg of the Warrior's Three, there was only a faint, snide, smile upon the beautiful face of the God/Goddess Loki, brother and now Sister of Thor.
The beautiful woman/man shifted slightly in her seat.
A few nights past, she'd managed to gain the wrath of Sif, Thor's lady, and still her backside was somewhat sore.
So, no, she did not join the others in laughter.
The fact was, she Despised them all and, had it been in her power, would have stricken them dead in an instant.
At such thoughts, however, a smile Did cross Loki's face, a cunning one that was quickly hidden by the raising of a mead cup to her lips.
Boom! BOOM! BOOM!
Thor's hand slapped the table as he laughed at something Heimdall had said, the others just as loud and, it seemed, equally as drunk, since drunk they all were, save for Loki.
But, it seemed, Thor did not know his own strength because, while the table was built to withstand such punishment, the walls were scarce able to contain the booms generated by his hand slapping the table.
Or, to put it more plainly, even in Asgard, sound carried.
Thus is was that, short minutes later, another person entered the Hall.
Dressed in red and white, though still showing an appreciable amount of skin, Lady Sif's hair trailed far past her waist.
Her head tilted slightly, a bemused look on her face as she watched those at the table, and then said:
'Beloved, surely thou fail to guess how mightily the sounds of your revelry carries throughout Asgard.'
Before she winked and added:
'Far too much noise, Dearest Thor...a Lady needs her sleep...'
Which brought quick apologies from the gathered men, and a drunken smile from Thor, who, after tossing a scrap of bacon to his favorite hound, assured Sif:
'My love, may Sutur burn my locks from my head if another sound reaches your ears...
Most assuredly, it is quieter that we shall be.'
After which Thor said in a mock murmur to his friends:
'Let us make no mistake who rules Asgard....'
Which brought on laughter, though quieter than before and without the slapping of the table.
Sif smiled, then glanced around and asked:
'Did I not just see Loki here?
It is amazing, is it not, just how sneaky he...she...can be!
Anyway, a good evening to you all....'
And to Thor:
'If thou art Early this eve, one shall be allowed to rule whatever one might Wish'.
Snickers and farewells from the men followed Sif as she left the hall.
Once she was gone though, Thor glanced around and asked:
'Loki Is a slippery one.
Where didst my 'Little Sister' get off to?'
Since, now that Loki was in the form of a woman, it was unlikely the Norse gods were about to let him live it down, as much trouble as he/she had caused over the years.
It was Heimdall, the guardian of the bridge to Asgard, who snorted then, quite drunk, and offered:
'Oh, I don't blame Loki one bit...
Were I in his...her...shoes, I'd be right quick to leave the room when Sif came in as well!'
Heimdall laughed, but the others apparently did not get what he was saying.
It was Hogun the Grim of the Warriors Three who asked:
'One wouldst be full of amusement at thy words, friend Heimdall, if only one knew what it was of which you speak?!'
Now, normally, Heimdall was quite discrete.
Private things of Asgard were Private Things Of Asgard and that's all there was to it.
But some things were almost too good to contain and, being drunk, one's inhibitions are often let loose - as they were with Heimdall at the moment.
He blinked, and then asked:
'Did you not Know?
Not even you, Friend Thor?
Not one of you knew?'
At the shakes of head and drunken looks of confusion and a:
'Tell us friend Heimdall'
From Thor, the huge guardian of the entrance to Asgard chuckled and said:
'Tis not once, but Twice now that the Lady Sif has given Loki the True Punishment of Asgard!
Now, verily, I Tried not to watch...but some things are just too good Not to keep one's eyes upon.
Lady Sif beat Loki's arse until it was as red as a fire giant's hide, that she did!'
The gathered men erupted in exclamations of surprise, shock and disbelief.
It was Thor who spoke first:
'Truly?
Truly my Lady Sif has reddened the backside of that villain Loki?
She has not said a word of it to me...
Surely, friend Heimdall, thou jests?'
Laughing at Thor's shock, Heimdall shook his head and replied:
'Nay, Thor!
And if thou would believe I jest...forget not that I have not only the power to See all, but to show it to others, if they would have me to do so!'
And that statement brought from each and every mouth there, save for Thor's, the words of:
'SHOW IT!'
But Heimdall looked towards his friend, Thor, and raised an eyebrow, waiting.
Thor rose to walk to bar the door of the Great Hall, and then returned and, a faint grin showing, told Heimdall:
'One wouldst believe a showing does stand to be in order.'
Heimdall grinned at Thor's words, and then turned to wave his hand towards a great fire place.
The flames within the fire place began to waver and, in moments, were replaced with a scene that dropped open the jaws of the gathered Norse gods...