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Second story ftw! woo hoo!
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to their respective owners (btw if your wondering about another base, more freelancers and why Maine isn't homicidal anymore, I suggest you read my other story
Love is in the Air
Again it was another boring day at the canyon with Grif being chased by Sarge with a Gravity Hammer in his hands
"I DONT DESERVE THIS!!!" Grif shouted
Grif's shouts of pain and terror reached the other two base's
"Did you hear something?" Tucker asked to Sister sitting in the edge of the base's roof
"No..did you?"
"Well i thought i did"
"Its just the wind probably"
Tucker and Sister went inside the base while Tex and Church were outside lying on the grass and watching the moon in broad daylight (A/N: That made no sense at all)
"This makes no sense at all!" Church said, Tex nodded in agreement
"Hey look a shooting star!
"Make a wish" Church replied
"I wish we never broke up"
Church had a puzzled expression on his face 'Did she just say what i think she said"
"Church?"
"Oh..uh yeah?"
"Have you made a wish yet?"
"No, but I'll make yours come true"
He then kissed her on the lips gently. Thats right, a kiss
Tex was nearly shocked at what he did but she kissed back
--Meanwhile at the freelancers base--
"Delta tell me again why their having sex" Maine asked his A.I. companion who was lended to him by South 'cause she didnt want interruptions
"I dont really know Agent Maine, I dont know..."
"I CANT BELIEVE MY SISTER IS GETTING LAID" Said North
Maine left Delta on a holo panel on the table
"Delta if anyone asks where i am tell them i went out for a walk" Maine ordered the A.I. 'cause he couldnt stand the constant moans of pleasure
Maine went to the caves to do...well not really sure what
---Back to The Blues---
"Wow Church sure is spending allot of time with Tex today." Caboose said
"I know Caboose" Tucker replied
After about 15 annoying questions Tucker went to check on Church to see if he's alright and then he saw the impossible....
No their not having sex in the field...just making out
Tucker went inside quickly pretending not to see anything
"OH MY GOD CHURCH AND TEX ARE MAKING OUT"
Sister spurted out her cola and with a "WHAT?!"
"Isn't that a sign of the apocalypse or something?!"
"What? No!"
And just that moment they heard the couple walking back inside to Churches bed room (A/N: No im not posting a lemon im too young)
Sister just stared at the door, Tucker nearly fainted and Caboose was eating cereal..
After about 5 minutes of pleasureful moans and shouts "OK THATS IT" Tucker pointed to Sister
"."
"Hell yeah! i was wondering when you'll make a move" (A/N:I think i read this line in some story here..Credit to the author who said those lines)
Caboose immediately walked outside...finally understanding the situation, went outside to finish his cereal literally on Sheila
--To The Reds!--
Simmons was bored of watching Grif get killed through weird multiple ways so he decided to go to the Freelancer base
There wasn't anyone there except Wash and South still not finished with their...ahem 'ritual' so he went to the blue's
Caboose was nowhere to be found and like Wash and South the couples weren't finished
"GOD WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE AND SEX TODAY?!" He stated to no one in particular
He went back to base not before seeing the shooting star in the moons side of the sky
"I wish I had a girl...."
Simmons got to the base and wouldn't you know it a pelican arrived with a new recruit for the reds
She didnt wear a helmet on and yes SHE
To Simmons she was like the girl of his dreams
"Hello?" She asked
"Hello, Who are you and what are you doing here?" Simmons asked
"Im Simone (A/N: LOL), im the new recruit"
"Oh we-" Before he finished he took off his helmet "-didnt expect a new recruit
To Simone he was handsome (A/N: I'll leave the detailing to you 'cause everyone has their own opinion)
This was like the first ever case of love at first sight
"Hey Simmons! Where ya been?" Grif asked not noticing the rookie and that she and Simmons were staring at each other
"Blue base and oh your sister is getting laid"
"Oh..ok...wait, what did he say?"
"I said your sister is getting laid by the green guy dumbass!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
Simmons and the new recruit went inside as darkness finally engulfed the canyon
ending the day...
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Well....that was..unusual. Dont blame me if it was cheesy or any other thing i might have missed out. Oh and Review if you will. This isnt as easy as it looks you know...
-Darcry09
(I know...that is the worst ending of all time...ever)