Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to WoW, Blizzard does. I do however, own the names. I also don't own the songs mentioned in the story.
"Would you shut that fucking music off?" Shadowsight burst out of his room in his boxers. Vaatia was standing in the common room singing along to The Final Countdown. She turned and looked at Shadow. She whistled when she saw him and winked slyly.
Shadow looked down and blushed slightly. He reached inside his room and grabbed his robe off a hook.
"Could you focus for five minutes please?" He asked, tying the belt.
"Hehe, what'd ya need?" The Blood Elf put down the brush she was singing into and turned down her music.
"It's four in the morning and I have to get up in two hours for work!" Shadow looked over at their other roommate's room. The door was open and the bed was still neatly made, "where's Panda?"
Vaatia shrugged her shoulders. "He said he was going 'out'." She made air quotes when she said 'out'.
"Whatever, just, please, try to keep it down." Shadow turned and went back in his room. Just a few minutes after he had gotten back into bed, It's Raining Men blared through the apartment. He sighed and pulled a pillow over his head, trying desperately to muffle the sound.
Two hours later, the undead walked back out of his room to find Panda lying in the middle of the floor. . .completely naked!
"Oh my God!" He grabbed a blanket and threw it over the troll. "Panda!!"
"Mph…" Panda opened his eyes to see Shadow standing there.
"AHH!!" He grabbed the blanket and wrapped it around his waist.
"Alright, I'm going to go into the kitchen and get coffee. Hopefully, I'll have my eyesight back so I can find it." Shadow had covered his eyes with one hand, and was now using his other to find his way into the kitchen.
"Good morning!" Vaatia held a cup of coffee out to him. Shadow grumbled and took the cup.
"Did you sleep at all last night?" He asked, swallowing a mouthful of the bitter substance.
"Nope!" Vaatia shook her head, her dark blue hair falling around her face and shoulders.
"You have to got to work!" Shadow was stunned by how she could run on no sleep.
"Please, do you think I need energy to sell clothes?" She winked and took a sip of coffee.
"No, I guess not." Shadow looked at his coffee, gulped down the rest, and set the cup in the sink. "Alright, I'll see you after work." He kissed her, grabbed his keys out of a basket, and walked out the door.
"See ya tomorrow Shadow!" Kain shouted after Shadow. Shadow lifted his arm in the air and waved. After 8 hours of doing practically nothing, he was glad to be going home.
"Hey!" Vaatia looked up from her magazine as Shadow walked through the door. She got up and walked over to greet him. She lightly kissed him and pulled him inside.
Shadow looked behind her, "Where's Panda?"
"Out." She giggled and laced her fingers in Shadow's. She stood on her toes and kissed him again. She started unbuttoning his shirt when Panda paraded in.
"Who wants booze?" He held up a large bottle of alcohol. "Oh…" stopped when he saw his roommates.
"Ummm…we were just…uh…" Shadow stammered for lack of words.
Panda held up his hand, "don't say anything, I'll leave."
"Well, you kinda ruined the mood." Vaatia shrugged.
Panda clapped his hands, "Alright!! Who wants to play strip poker?!"
"How 'bout no?" Vaatia crossed her arms at the thought.
"Strip Black Jack?"
Vaatia shook her head.
"Strip Backgammon?"
"No."
"Strip Monopoly?" Panda put his hands together like he was praying.
"No! No strip anything!" She looked at Shadow for support, but saw him doing the same as Panda. "Men. . .whatever, where's Monopoly?"
"WHOO!!" Panda waved the alcohol in the air.
Vaatia sighed and went to sit down. This is gonna be a long night…
Two hours later, the three friends were still sitting in the common room floor, all drunk as hell. Shadow and Panda were sitting in just their boxers and ties, while Vaatia was sitting completely clothed. She looked at Shadow, "you're turn baby cakes." She winked as he scoffed at her.
"C'mon lucky seven!" Shadow released the dice, rolling them across the playing board. When they had stopped rolling, the three leaned in to see the result. The dice had landed on a two and a…
"NOO!!" Shadow wailed, looking at the unfortunate roll, for the second die had landed on a one.
"Haha! You owe me mister!" Vaatia giggled. Shadow sighed and pulled the tie off.
"We're out of booze…hic!" Panda lifted the bottle and tipped it upside down over his mouth to get any last drops. Vaatia snatched the bottle and peered in, then tossing the bottle aside. She quickly stood up.
"Get dressed you two!"
"Where are we going?" Shadow stared at the board, too drunk to focus on anything particular.
Vaatia winked and held up the bottle once again, "We're going out!"