Lara Croft

Let your foolish games begin

Because it is I, yes, the one and only

The adventurous woman

Whom people call Lady Lara Croft

I am me, described as a lady

Evil Woman Style Way

With the braided hair and sophisticated

look on my face when I wear my sunglasses

Many fear me, for if I turn around, I might kill you by accident

But some are brave

They are not frightened

When I threaten them by slicing away their accomplisses

So watch out, little sissies that call themselves men

Because I am Lara Croft...

Remember the name & Don't stretch it either

Oh, Bugger!