Title: The Ugly Freshman

Authors: Lynn and Ella

Chapter Author: Lynn

Chapter Editor: Ella

Pairing: NarutoSasuke

Summary: Naruto is not only one of the ugliest people alive and he also has a personality that would be classified by the general public as "loser-ish"… and he's madly in love with Sasuke. Too bad Sasuke doesn't feel the same about him.

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Disclaimer: If we owned Naruto, we wouldn't be writing fanfictions.


Prologue


"Ew, what the hell are you doing?"

The music stopped and all eyes turned towards Sasuke. Sasuke, the unobtainably sexy senior, currently had an ugly blond dangling off his waist.

I'm sorry, did I say "ugly blond" –he's much more than that. This boy was a skinny, short freshman. A zoom-in on his face revealed disturbingly unattractive features that were emphasized by his unmatching braces and knobby knees. Sasuke glanced around the room and noticed he had earned the amused stares of every person of any status in school. With intense heat rising to the cheekbones of his cheeks (1), he tried to squiggle away from the freshmen's sweaty grasp, wanting only to get away from the embarrassing scene playing out before him.

"Get off me!" the pretty boy hissed through the grit of his teeth. The blond just shook his head, tightening his grasp. This kid is definitely going to tarnish Sasuke's image come Monday.

Sasuke inwardly grimaced at the blond's touch and vainly tried to pull away.

The room erupted into gossiping murmurs.

"What's going on over there?"

"What's Uchiha doing?"

"Who's the ugly kid?"

"Is he from our school?"

"Wasn't his name like Naruto?"

"I don't know but damn, he's ugly!"

Sasuke wasn't really listening to the insulting comments (not like he disagreed with them but he prided himself in thinking that he cared about the person behind the face). Rather, he was preoccupied by the thickening wave of horror that passed through him head as he saw the blond's face inching towards him. The boy had parted his lips, after clearing his throat once or twice, as if preparing for speech; but to Sasuke, they looked like lips ready for action.

He tugged the ugly boy with all the tendons he had in his masculine figure. After the five longest minutes of his young life, Sasuke finally managed to break free from the shorter boy's amazingly steely grip (2).

He ran straight out the school and towards his Porche Boxster, his sanctuary in the middle of the crowded parking lot. There the dark-haired senior laid himself down, on the back seat of the car. If anyone were to find him in his current state of fashion and composure, his reputation would be ruined.

He flipped his dark locks in the manliest way he possibly could, the way he always did when he needed to hide his dying anxiety under a composed demeanor. In other words, Sasuke was flipping out.

When he finally calmed down, Sasuke began to take in what just happened.


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(1) Yeah, that could kinda happen in real life…

(2) That could kinda happen too… :)

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Author's Note:

Okay, on an off-topic note, we're not trying to prejudice actions in society. Listen up kiddies: never be mean to someone because they're ugly (or because of a race or anything). If that person is sane, that person can be nice. And remember, hug your parents and stay in school (I know, I'm a corny person).

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Editor's Note:

Ooh, this chappi was a fun one to edit x3 But it would be even funner if y'all review ;D;D;D!!