Prologue:
The world is pretty messed up right about now. Some dudes "wonder cure for cancer" cured cancer all right, but, in infected individuals, unlocked a primal stage in the human brain; the need for food, and to use any means possible, the most frequent is cannibalism. So thanks to Worlds #1 Jackass, I am currently in a hospital with my destructive loving friend, Dave, armed with only a pistol. Yippee.