DISCLAIMER: I don't own the following (I'm ranting by the way) Castlevania Symphony of the Night, myself, anddddddddd my friends! I did make this story though. Oh… Burn
Katelyn: Hey that's my line!
Morgan: Well I don't give a shit.
Katelyn: Well I do. Oh burn.
Morgan: There you go.
Katelyn: Get on with it!
(Bunch of random people pop out of nowhere)
Random People: GET ON WITH IT! (Disappear)
Katelyn: I'm scared for my life right now…
Morgan: Help me………………………………….
Katelyn: Well here's the story as me and Morgan recover from shock.
Morgan: HEY ALUCARD!
Alucard: Yes.
Morgan: Wanna go get a beer?
Alucard: Sure………………
(At some random bar three yards next to Castlevania five drinks later)
Alucard: And I'm all like think you I'd forget such a thing…NO!
Morgan: (CLAP CLAP) GO ALUCARD!
(Ten drinks later.)
Morgan: And I'm all (yic) like. (Yic) Stop in the (yic) of the law! (yic)
Alucard: You (yic) suck…
Morgan: No you (yic) suck!
(Thirty drinks later)
Alucard: Avast ye scaly wag! (Yic)
Morgan: (Parrot noise) (yic)
(Seventy drinks later)
Morgan: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Alucard: I wish I were (yic) Oscar Minor fuckin' (yic) Wiener!
Morgan: You (yic) sick (yic) bastard! (yic)
Alucard: Bitch! (Yic) (Flips Morgan off)
(All of a sudden Katelyn and Richter walk in)
Katelyn: Oh shit…
Richter: Hey beer!
(Three hundred drinks and a bit of alcohol poisoning for Richter later.)
Morgan: Hey (Yic) Alucard.
Alucard: What? (Yic)
Morgan: Lets (yic) raid (yic) castle (yic) vania…(Yic)
Katelyn: Need (Yic) more beer! (Passes out)
Morgan: You (yic) suck. (Yic) (Pokes Katelyn.) 5654656456645465747647666666666666666666666 Morgan: Wow that was long. Katelyn:I know. Both: Don't forget to both flame us and review us! see ya next chapter!