Author's Note: I'm a huge fan of NCIS, and my friend's a huge fan of Shane Dawson, so I decided to make this fanfic. The pairings are Tony and Ziva, McGee and Kate, Ducky and Jen, Gibbs and Abby, Shane and Shanaynay, S-Deezy and Paris, and Ned still doesn't have a girlfriend. Also, I messed with some of their ages and Kate never died. Chapter 1
No one ever thought it would come to this. Shanaynay was crying, Ned the Nerd was texting a bunch of sad and crying faces to everyone, and S-Deezy was trying to act tough, but a tear would still manage its way down his cheek every now and then. Paris was still drinking windex, so she didn't know what the hell was going on(she thought they were on sesame street). Shane's mom was a wreck. She was laughing so hard there were actually tears and she went all hysterical. When Aunt Hilda heard about it, she just said its about time that faggit died. Everyone thought it was suicide. Everyone, but Shanaynay. What no one could understand, though, is why Shane was wearing a military uniform.
At NCIS Headquarters
"Hey Gibbs, there's a report about a twenty-two year old named Shane Dawson. He was wearing a military uniform when he had been found dead," Ziva said as Gibbs had walked in with his usual cup of coffee. "Was he coming back home to visit?" Gibbs asked while getting geared up. "Um, no sir, he's not," Ziva replied. "Alright, gear up, lets go," Gibbs said.
3 Hours After Shane's Death
"I can't believe he's dead!" Shanaynay sobbed. "Well Shanaynay, there was nothing we could do. Shane commit suicide," Ned replied, thinking it would somehow comfort her. "No! It was not suicide! It couldn't have been, I wouldn't allow it!" Shanaynay screamed through tears. Everyone was afraid to say anything else to Shanaynay. Then unexpectedly, Shanaynay turned to Shane's mom and started shouting at her. "You! This is your fault! You were always so horrible to him, I bet that you did it yourself!" Once Shanay screamed that, she tackled Shane's mom down with all her might. Everyone was afraid of stopping her because they were all worried she would then beat them up instead. About 3 ounces of blood and a shit load of pain later, Shanaynay had stopped beating up Shane's mom and began to weep her eyes out again. S-Deezy, not knowing what else to do, had decided to rub her back and tell her comforting words to comfort her and prevent her from crying so hard she could barely manage to breathe.
"Shanaynay is it?" Asked Anthony Dinozzo (better known as Tony). "Mmmhm."Shanaynay managed through sobs. "How long have you known Shane, Shanaynay?" asked Gibbs. "I've known him for about eight years now." Shanaynay replied, trying to regain control of herself. Even though it was a very simple question, it had triggered an emotional breakdown for Shanaynay. She started to remember how her and Shane had met.
Shanaynay's Memory of meeting Shane
"Now Shanaynay, can you at least try and stay out of trouble?" asked the patrol officer. "You want me to do what now?" asked Shanaynay, in a 'oh no you didn't' kind of tone. The patrol officer just sighed, said never mind, and walked back to his car. As the officer drove away, Shane and Ned the Nerd had just walked out of the school. ooh danm, he's cute, thought Shanaynay. "I think I 'ought to introduce myself to him," Shanaynay whispered to herself. "Hey you, what your name is?" she asked him. "Oh, it's-" "Not you, nerd," Shanynay interrupted. "Me? Oh, my name's Shane," Shane replied. "Cute name, I guess. Not nearly as good as mine though," Shanaynay said, hoping that he would ask her what her name was. "And just what is your name?" Shane asked, a full-blown smile plastered on his face. "It's Shanaynay," Sha replied, trying not to show how happy she was about him asking her what her name is. "Shaynaynay, huh?" Shane asked. "Yeah, don't wear it out." she replied. "Wow, your guys' names are quite alike," Ned said randomly, noticing the relativity between the two's names. "Was I talking to you?" Shanaynay asked. "Umm, no…." Ned replied, feeling a little surprised and confused. "Are you being paid for stupidly noticeable things?" she asked. "No…" Ned replied. "Then why the hell are you still talking?" she said with a look of anger on her face. As a reply, Ned completely left after saying see ya to Shane. "Where were we?" asked Shanaynay in a somewhat flirty way.
Present
"Shanaynay? Are you okay?" Gibbs asked her warily, "You've been out for quite some time." "Oh, sorry," Shanaynay replied while wiping away her tears. "No need to apologize," Gibbs said to her as he handed her a tissue. "So how close were you with Shane, exactly?" he asked. "I am- oops, I mean I was his best friend and his fiancé. We were about to get married in two weeks or so" Shanaynay was about to carry on, but she was crying too hard to talk anymore. "There there, you're gonna be okay," S-Deezy assured her. "And you are?" asked Kate. "I'm S-Deezy. Shane was my best friend. He even helped me get my girlfriend," replied S-Deezy with a face showing a fading smile as a fresh tear rolled down his cheek. "Ah, right. Was Shane ever in the military?" asked Gibbs, changing the subject back to more important matters: Shane's death. "No, he wasn't," replied Shane's mom who appeared out of nowhere, "and what brings you here?" "Oh hell no! You are NOT gonna flirt with him!" Shanaynay yelled. "What's the harm, it's not like I'm going to keep him up all night," replied Shane's mom, sure she was going to get him and that he liked her, " what do ya say, big boy?" Gibbs smiled and tried not to laugh. I mean really tried not to, it took a lot of strength to not laugh at all. "Don't bother, he's taken," said Tony with a knowing smile. Immediately, Gibbs's smile vanished. "Ohhhhhh, what's her name?" Shanaynay asked, suddenly interested. Gibbs bean to sweat nervously and cleared his throat while loosening his collar. "A-a-a-anyway, um, uh…. You said he wasn't in the military?" Gibbs asked, trying to avoid the subject. "Yeah that's right, he wasn't," said Ned suddenly, " but you still haven't answered Shanaynay's question." "I don't have to," Gibbs replied rather quickly. Then suddenly, Shanaynay's phone began to ring. "Hello?" Shanaynay spoke as she answered her phone. "Shanaynay? It's me Shane."