Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama Island, Action, World Tour, or Chris McLean. Chris McLean will get owned several times by the other campers in this fic though.

Note: I came up with this idea after I saw the most recent episode of Total Drama World Tour where Chris was unbelievably cruel to my favorite character, Bridgette. To get metaphorical revenge, I'm doing this story so you reviewers can submit ways to annoy torture, mutilate, or even kill the sadistic host. I hope to see a lot of suggestions!

Rating Note: Rated T or M for the violence you see on Happy Tree Friends, maybe even a couple suggestive scenes down the road.

Setting: After the finale of Total Drama World Tour…

Chapter 1 - At Wit's End

"You haven't seen the last of me!" Alejandro declared as he was taken away by the police, "I will get my revenge!"

"Good luck with that Ale-loser!" Bridgette laughed, "Serves you right for leaving me in the middle of the Yukon!" The surfer girl flipped off the arch villain as the police helicopter flew away from Hawaii, the final location of Total Drama World Tour.

"Alejandro's gone, Cody won the million, and everyone's together!" Sierra cheered, "Oh, I'm so posting this on my blog!" She picked up her tech geek boyfriend and kissed him on the lips.

"This was a pretty crazy season." Duncan admitted, "I come back twice just because I'm popular? Man, the producers must be desperate!"

"From first vo'oted o'off to runner up, eh!" Ezekiel cheered, even though he lost the million after returning just near the end, "This is awesome!"

"That's right my home schooled friend!" Izzy said, "You were awesome in the final challenge!"

"I'm surprised you even had the courage to walk across that volcano." Beth chuckled, "I would never be able to pull that off!"

Lindsay noticed Eva scowling over to the back of the bunch, so the blonde went to console her.

"What's wrong Eva?" she asked the female weightlifter, "I thought you would be happier to get another season over with."

"Yeah." Eva shrugged, a small smile forming on her lips. She offered her fist to Lindsay in a pound it fashion, confusing the dumb blonde.

"Who's ready to party?" Geoff cheered, everyone soon joining in. As everyone ran over to the bonfire to celebrate, they were interrupted by someone.

"Woah there campers!" Chris said, "This party's for the cast and crew only!"

"But we are the cast!" Leshawna argued, "We made this show popular!"

"Let me reiterate." the sadistic host started again, "This party is for the cast and crew who aren't complete losers!" The twenty-three contestants looked past Chris and saw Chef, the bear, and Sasquatchanakwa relaxing in a hot tub.

"So we're playing second banana to two people who appeared in only one episode and Chef?" Heather shrieked, "This is ridiculous! I even had my head shaved twice and was eliminated each time due to your stupid rules!" She pointed toward her wig.

"You deserved it for whipping me in the dogsled challenge this season." Courtney pointed out.

"And sabotaging my relationship with Gwen." Trent added.

"And injuring Cody in China." Sierra added.

"And for getting me voted off in the first season." Justin added.

"And me." Eva added.

"And me." Izzy added.

"Not to mention me." Leshawna finished, recalling the "bribery" Heather used on Chris to have her eliminated.

"We get the picture, Heather's sending bad vibes." Chris groaned, "Anyways, this party's off limits to you now GTFO!"

"STFU!" Sierra retorted.

"LOL!" Sasquatchanakwa grunted.

"OMG!" Lindsay finished, only to be stared at by everyone. Before they knew it, Chris returned to the party.

Everyone sulked as they sadly trudged back to the beach, but not everyone was going to go down without a fight.

"That monster's gone too far!" Courtney declared as she stood on top of a rock, "He thinks he can just ignore us after we experienced three seasons of torture at his hands! We have to get nasty, mean, and aggressive to get our payback! Now who's with me?"

Everyone was rubbernecked at the bossy leader's outburst.

"Oh come on people!" Courtney continued, "I know you Bridgette, you Trent, and even you Gwen, want to get that host! As much as it makes me want to puke, everyone has to team up if we want to pull this off!"

"Courtney's right." Harold spoke up, "Chris deserves it after..."

"Who said you can talk?" the CIT yelled as she pointed her dart like finger at the lanky nerd, "As I was saying, Duncan, do you have anything to add?"

"I'm for it." the delinquent shrugged.

"Aw what the heck, me too." Gwen added.

"Whatever Gwen agrees to, I agree to!" Cody declared triumphantly while giving the goth girl a platonic smile.

"And whatever Cody agrees to, I agree to!" Sierra said.

The chain of agreeing went on until Noah was the only contestant who hadn't joined the cause.

"Please Noah..." Katie pleaded as she gave her signature pout, "Do I really need to get Sadie to help?"

The bookworm's eyes widened as he thought of a double assault by the BFFFLs. Sighing, he also agreed.

"Now where do we begin?" DJ asked everyone.

"Funny how Hawaii has internet access?" Cody chuckled, already on his laptop.

"Found anything?" Bridgette asked.

"While I did find this one forum posted by someone called Enigma Dragon Warrior." the tech geek admitted.

"You mean the lazy sixteen year old guy who likes writing TDI fanfiction?" Sierra asked, "His stories are really good!"

"Anyways, the topic is Ways To Kill, Torture, Mutilate, and Annoy Chris." he continued, "He's gotten a lot of comments!"

"Let's see what we're working with here..." Tyler said as he scrolled down the suggestions.

Closing

I know this chapter is rather short, but this is just the bread crumbs of the entire dinner of Chris torture!

There are a few rules however:

1. The thing can't be something Chris would enjoy. (Causing pain, sex, etc.) This should be obvious, but something tells me it's not.

2. If possible, please start out with the minor annoyances for now and we'll get to the really painful stuff later. Trust me! (cackles evilly)

3. Have fun! Obscure references to my, your, or anyone else's stories are acceptable!

I did not post a forum. The suggestions fit into your reviews! (hint hint)