NOTE: THIS IS ALL CRACK! NO ONE GET OFFENDED, THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK SASUKE WOULD SAY IF HE READ THE STUFF ON FANFICTION! IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE THEN DON'T READ
Dear fan fiction writers,
You all have many, many issues. First of all let's start will "uchihacest." I HATED my brother until I killed him and found out that he was innocent. When I was a little kid I was SEVEN why would me and my brother, who was what? Thirteen or something, be doing things like that? So either way we were NEVER EVER in a relationship other than brothers, or avenger and person that said avenger wanted to kill. Get that through your thick ass skulls!
Secondly, let's start with gender bending. Really? Naruto as a girl? Does Naruto seem like a girl to any of you? And ME as a girl…you have to be kidding me. Wow…you people just love changing story lines don't you?
Time travel. Seriously? If we could time travel don't you think that it would've been done a hundred times by now? Don't you think that someone would've used it? Of course that's saying that it's real.. which it isn't. And why is it then when we time travel the future sucks? Why can't the future be good and we just go back in time to see what we did wrong…or it was an accident and we end up changing the future for the worse?
Then there's the yaoi thing…when has it ever crossed your mind that me and Naruto actually liked each other? That kiss that happened was on ACCIDENT so why would we be in love with each other. Even if we were don't you think me almost killing him ruined that? Worse than that is when you have random people together like me and Kakashi? He's my TEACHER and he's over ten years older than me. That would make him a pedophile, which you always criticize Orochimaru for. So isn't that a little hypocritical?
Lastly, there's those mary sues. You really believe that one day I'm going to meet someone who's going to alter my personality so much that'll I'll be talkative, nice, and have a wide range of emotions in about three minutes of meeting them? You all seem to think that I have a long lost twin sister out there too…which I don't understand. When they did the flash back thing did any of you see a little girl in those? No, I didn't think so.
Get a life,
Sasuke Uchiha
AGAIN THIS IS JUST CRACK! I LOVE MOST OF THE THINGS THAT WERE BEING PUT DOWN IN THIS! SO DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY!