Suji San and Puji San slowly made their way across the ocean to Japan. They had no food, but luckily they were both morbidly obese, so they would both be able to make it across the ocean just fine. They were swimming for a day and a half before getting to Japan.
As soon as they arrived in Japan, a man approached them. He introduced himself as an associate of Fuji San's. He said that Fuji San had reccomended them to wirk for his gang. The man said he had many jobs for them, and to follow him to the base.
The base was hidden well in a dark alley. It was an abandoned club that the gang had taken over. The gang had 3 members other than the man in the suit. There was Ruji San, Duji San, and Uuji San. Uuji San was the only girl in the group, but it was pretty obvious that she was the toughest of the group.
Suji San had an immediate crush on her. Suji San, at this point in the story, has had a crush on every girl introduced to him. He is such a ladies man. But he did not like the idea of this gang. Remember that.
The man in the suit had a job immediately for the pair. He told the pair to go steal a bag of Doritos from the Kanichiwa convinience store. Puji San agreed, and the pair started walking to the store. It was only 2 blocks away, so it wasn't a far walk.
Once they got to the convinience store, Suji San pulled out his katana, and drmande a Doritos bag. Once got it, a hooded man pulled out his katana and slashed off Puji San's arm. He commented that he hated gangs, and then went back to shopping.
When the pair got back to the base, the man in the suit laughed. He started eating the bag of Doritos. He said that the next job wouldn't be so easy. Suji San would have to perform his first gang assasination. Oh crap.