So nobody ever uses Deidara in fanfics and he is tied with Kakuzu for my favorite member of everyones favorite ninja criminal group, so I am taking it upon myself to write one myself instead of listening to my lit professor. Lets do this shit.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail or Naruto, nor do I own any of their character. No profit of any kind is made off of this story. All credit goes to the respective owners.
"Ah shit, my head is killing me." Deidara groaned as he started regaining consciousness. "Whats going on, where am I?" He asked as he tried to look around but couldn't see anything. After a few seconds he regained enough of his senses to feel the large weigh above him and realized that he was currently underground and buried alive. "Well thats annoying." He said as he focused his chakra and forced his hands through the earth around him until they were joined together and formed the earth hand sign.
A few seconds later he had completely dug himself out of and dusted himself off before looking around. "What happened?" He asked as he thought to himself, he remembered loosing his cool and detonating himself after his fight with the Uchiha. He took a second to inspect himself and was and was surprised to find himself in perfect condition, his arms were no longer stitched together or miscolored. Even his clothes were back to being in perfect condition, his akatsuki cloak and everything.
"Whats the deal, why am I alive?" He asked no one in particular.
"That would be me." He heard a feminine voice call out from above him, he looked up and saw a young blonde girl with strange wing like ornaments in her hair.
"Who the hell are you?" He asked defensively.
The girl smiled. "My name is Mavis, and I brought you back here to ask for your help." Her smile dropped slightly. "Great danger will soon be coming to my children, and will need all the help they can get. I saw your soul passing through the after life and could feel your conviction and dedication. This is why I have brought you back."
"Not interested." Deidara said interrupting her as he began stretching. Mavis actually seemed a bit surprised by his blunt statement. "I could care less about your kids or their problems. I don't see whats in it for me." He continued as he stuck his hands into his waist bags and found them full of clay. He took a small chunk out and began forming it in the mouth on his right hand. "Thanks for bringing me back and all but I never asked you for anything. As far as I'm concerned this was an act of charity that I am under no obligation to repay. Next time you try something like this I suggest you form a contract and be specific with your terms hm." He then pulled his hand out and threw a small bird into the air which in a poof of smoke expanded and became far larger.
Deidara jumped onto its back and turned to the baffled looking girl. "Better luck with the next guy hm." He said as the bird lifted into the air high enough to reveal he was on an island. By looking at the position of the sun he determined which direction was north and began flying in that direction.
Back on the island Mavis sat on her tree branch with a sad look as Deidara flew off. "So I'll have to resort to the Sphere then. I'm sorry my children, I failed."
An hour later
Deidara had been flying for about an hour when he realized he had no clue if he was even headed in the right direction. Luckily though, he spotted a boat sailing down below and figured it wouldn't hurt to asked for possible directions. He'd never really been to any part of the Elemental Nations that were near the ocean so he highly doubted anyone would recognize his face, though they may recognized his cloak. Then again most civilians weren't aware of the on goings of ninjas and their villages so there was a chance he would luck out and not have them recognize his uniform.
He had his bird descend down near the boat until he was flying next to it and looking at the group on board, all of which were staring at him with conflicted looks. It seems they didn't know whether or not to be confused or defensive. "Permission to come aboard?" He asked the group.
"How can we help you child?" He heard an older voice asked and looked over to the upper decks railing and saw a man who reminded him of the Tsuchikage just a bit to much.
Deidara had his bird touch down on the main deck and hopped down off the bird. "I was hoping you folks could point me in the direction of the mainland, and could possibly give me an estimate on the distance." He explained to the old man who nodded to his request.
"Continue heading north for about thirty two miles and you should be able to see the main land, give or take a few miles." He answered the boy. "Do you require anything else my boy?"
"No, that was all I needed." He hopped back up onto his bird. "You have my thanks." With that he lifted back up into the air and began flying once again. True to the old mans words, in about forty five more minutes he could see land. He could see a large town with a harbor that looked different than what he had expected from a town in the Elemental Nations. In fact the entire tow looked far different than any he'd ever seen before. The architecture, the paved road, even the way people were dressed was different.
Deciding that before he did anything else he would need information on where the hell he was. Landing in the town center he startled a few people, with a quick hand sign he made his bird revert back to its smaller form and put it into his pocket for later use. "Hey you." He called to a random passer by. "Where's this towns library?" he asked the stranger who quickly point him in the direction he wanted.
Diedara made his way there and was again surprised by the style of books they had in the library. Instead of scrolls they were all bound, much like what people would expect from a light novel like those Icha Icha books. Here however everything was in bound form, even the old history books. It wasn't until he actually began reading one of them that he realized the full depth of the situation he was in. "You have to be fucking kidding." He said as the book fell from his hand to the floor. "This isn't my world." He muttered.
The book he had looked in was and atlas. At first he thought that he'd made a mistake while reading it but after looking through multiple others he reached the same conclusion. "SAGE DAMMIT!" He shouted in pure rage as he slammed his fists down onto the table turning it to splinters. Many of the other patrons of the library were startled by the sudden outburst.
He immediately stood from his seat and stormed out of the building and went to the only place that he could think of to calm him down, a bar. It was never difficult to find somewhere that served alcohol regardless of the world you were in, he found a rather shady looking joint near the edge of town and barged in through the front door earning glares from many of the patrons. Diedara sat down at the bar and rested his head in his hands. "Hey bar keep, get me something strong, I don't care what."
The bar keep grunted before pouring a glass of of a light brown liquid into a glass, Diedara grabbed the glass and downed the entire thing in one go before gesturing for more. "Rough day?" The bar keep asked him recognizing the desperate need to get drunk when he saw it.
"You've got no idea." Diedara replied as he began sipping at the second glass full.
"I've never seen you around here, you new in town?" He asked as he went back to cleaning his glasses.
"Yeah you could say that. I just flew into town and got nowhere to go." Diedara explained, he did really care about who knew what about him, it not like any of it matter anymore. Diedara didn't know any space time jutsu, so that meant he could go home with that. He also could look for someone to teach him because he would even know where to begin looking. He could tell by the fact that these people didn't have chakra that there were no ninja either.
Thats when it hit him. "Wait, no ninja means no villages. No villages means no ninja wars. No ninja wars means no akatsuki. No akatsuki means..." Diedara slowly began to smile as he realized something. "I'm free, no more binds of tailed beasts. I can finally focus on my art!" he said to himself excitedly.
"Hey kid, you okay over there?" The bar keep asked noticing his change in demeanor.
Diedara pulled a gold coin out of his pocket and put it on the bar counter. "A great, better than great! I'm free!" He shouted laughing before rushing out of the bar. "I'm going to show this world what true art is!" He pulled his bird statue out and expanded it before hopping onto it and flying up into the sky.
Diedara began flying off into the distance, nobody knew that this was the begining of a whole new chapter in the history of Fiore.
There we go, not totally sure if I'm gonna make this in to series or not. Tell me what ya'll think in the reviews.