HEY fanfictioners of the world! I don't own F.M.A. or Harry potter. Hence why I'm on FANfiction. The fiction of the fans not author.
well let's get writing! Woooooooh!
In this Edward is a chimera because I'm gonna mess with him. Ed/Envy fic yay! Palm tree love!
Envy: the hell I'm a palm tree stupid human.
Ed: You are a palm tree.
Envy: Shut up kitty.
Ed: pouts.
Chibi: O.K. in this ed is a cathuman chimera, a perfect one. no screwed mind or body k? just heightened senses like smell, sight, taste reflexes and....he can purr!hurray for purring Ed!
Also he and envy are already together after dante dies, so no angsty, he's my enemy/guy/palm tree/rival and he hates me so it would never work/if something happens is he just screwing with me or does he mean it crap. YAY! Everyone knows and doesn't care. And no boo hoo Envy's gonna live forever after Ed dies crap- because he's a chimera he has to have a small amount of red stones(i'll think of a small power later) so he IS immortal!!! GO immortality!
CHAPTER 1
"Are you sure it's gonna work brother? What if it takes more than your leg and arm this time? What..."
"Al stop worrying. I may be a chimera but I'm still the prodigy Fullmetal Alchemist."
"Hurry uuuup chibi I'm bored."
"Shut up Envy. I'm going."
Alphonse clanked into the middle of the array and waited for Ed to begin. Ed took a deep breath scanning the symbols and the circle in which the deceptively innocent philosophers stone. He shook his head from bad thoughts and placed his hands upon the array making it light up blue. Symbols glowed and swirled around Alphonse and attached themselves to him. The metal melted away leaving only the patch on which the blood seal was smeared. it glowed a deep red and pushed copies of itself of the metal, like pulsing smoke-rings. Ed and Envy watched in fascination at the successful human transmutation.
"He's gonna feel again.." Ed whispered tearfully. Envy smiled unconsciously. While he was still a homunculus who loved to torture and kill, Ed had entered the almost invisible circle of the sin's protection and love. Envy had something he actually wanted and was quite possessive. Ed was his and should have anything he wanted. And what he wanted was a human Al. So he gave him one of his Philosopher stone's to do it. He kinda liked the kid as well, he could calm his brother down and was a good kid. he still wasn't in the small circle of emotions but he was pretty close, on the edge Envy would say.
Suddenly a giant flash of light and they saw flesh, proportioned hands and straw coloured hair. Ed gasped in joy. Just as suddenly a red circle appeared around Ed. Envy immediately leapt into it to protect his o'chibi-san. He circled the alchemist's waist and drew him close to himself. They were surrounded by white light and a tall door appeared. He could feel ed tense.
"No..." He whispered hoarsely. " It was supposed to work, Al looked fine why now?"
"What is it o'chibi-san?" Envy murmured in his ear.
"That, Envy, is...the gate. The gate of truth."
Envy clutched his chibi all the tighter. It opened slowly, majestically and and ethereal voice floated out.
"Your brother is safe Edward. But that philosophers stone was not enough."
"AL!"
"Hush, he said he was well so it must have done something." Envy placated.
"True Homunculus Envy. I have restored you brother but you know only too well of equivalent exchange in this world. For his memories and continuous life you must help me with a matter that is not of your world but another."
Ed looked into the gate and saw flashes of people in robes pointing sticks at each other with jets and sparks of light shooting out the end.
"In this world Alchemy is magic and they don't think of equivalent exchange. Their punishment is this. but the wizard I'd sent also thinks nothing of it and must be obliterated. The one opposing him needs help badly for he is a child of sixteen yet has no concept of the real world and will need prompting. You will help Dumbledore and destroy Voldemort. Voldemort wishes to become a homunculus so you need to properly destroy him. Do not tell anyone of your mission, they will ask where you are from and you may answer but not of your purpose."
Ed thought of this. Kill one person for Al to live happily, and and evil person at that.
"I'll do it. But can Envy come as well."
"He may, you might need protecting, but try to keep both your immortality to yourself or Voldemort will be after you."
Envy answered this time, cheerful at the prospect of killing. "Isn't that the point?"
"Their magic may not harm you but they can somewhat harm Edward. Since he is part chimera and an alchemist this will deflect most of the spells but some will not."
"I see. Well, let's do this O'chibi-san!"
he yelled in false happiness. Ed nodded and a blue light began to engulf them.
"WAIT!" Edward shouted. "Can i still do alchemy?!"
The gate said nothing as they were swallowed by blue light.......
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Albus Dumbledore was thinking of what types of passwords to give gryffindor and hufflepuff(slytherin &ravenclaw don't have passwords) when a ice blue light engulfed his crowded office and two human shaped blurs landed in a flump in front of his desk. the light receded and he saw a short, blonde boy collapsed underneath a taller pale boy with blackish green hair. Refusing to let this faze him, he put on a pleasant smile as they came to. The blond woke up first, bleary eyed and confused.
"great," he heard the teen mutter as he shook the other boy." Where has it dumped us this time? Envy.."
What was the lad talking about. He decided to speak.
"Hello, and may i ask what you are doing here?"
On reflection maybe not the best question for a disorientated child. The blond stared at him in shock, for the most part staring at his clothing then his hat.
"What. The fuck. Are you." He said in a deadpanned voice, in English this time, which Albus suppose came from being a muggle landing infront of a wizard after being transported by magic.
"No swearing please." Letting just that bit of admonishment made most people blush in embarrassment. (Of course Ed didn't)
"Fine. Now, who are you and where and when is this?"
Speaking like an adult. Interesting.
"My name is Albus Dumbledore." he said.
No recognition, maybe not a wizard.
" This is hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry."
Definitely not a wizard, hogwarts is famous.
"And this is 2005"
Widened eyes. Different time period? Impossible, the best wizards here were haven't been able to time travel yet.
"who are you?"
A groan interrupted the interrogation. The green haired boy shifted and rolled onto the cold floor. Albus watched in amusmant as he cursed and flipped over,
"Edo-kun? Where the hell did it drop us off at?"
"Different planet, different time frame in front of a headmaster for magic."
"Greaaaat. Does he know anything?"
"About us no, but about anything. he has a lot a books."
"Haha, o'chibi-san."
"WH-"
"Ahem." Dumbledore coughed politely, catching the attention of both boys. The green haired one spoke this time in a cold, disturbing voice for a child.
"Yes?"
BAM!
"Albus I heard a tremendous bang what..." Proffessor Macgonagall stopped at the sight of the two boys. She straightened. "And they are?"
"Just what I was going to ask Minerva."
"Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist."
The green haired child must have caught onto the language switch. "I am the sin of Envy."
Dumbledore just smiled at the answers.
"Well mr. Elric..."
"Call me Ed."
"Well Ed. Do you know how you got here?"
Ed thought for a second. Then shook his head. "Me and Envy were working on an array when it glowed and we ended up here."
"An array?"
"yeah, you know, alchemy? or is there no such thing here?"
"There is magic, but alchemy is a dead art here, not properly used for centuries. Where are you from?"
"We are from a different dimension, from a place called Amestris 1916 where the only ones to use alchemy are the military."
"Well you are now in a place called England, 2005 where magic is used."
"Hmmm, do you have a library, we need to start researching on a way to get home."
"Why certainly. It's August now so my students will be back in september. To them you will be researching on the philosopher's stone."
Everything went very still.
"What. did you say?" Ed whispered. Dumbledore frowned. "Is there something wrong with the philosopher's stone?"
"Why did you choose that subject? Why?" hissed Ed.
"Because I am the only one to have made one so it would be logical for you to research here."
Now the boy who called himself a sin spoke still in that cold, calculating voice. "How did you make it? What did it do?"
"If you knew about the stone you would know it took lot's of spells and refining from tree saps and other materials to capture the spell in it's essence. It gave the drinker immortal life and made gold, a very superficial cause."
Albus watched in suspicion as both visibly relaxed but the haunted look remained in the golden eyes of the blond boy. Strange.
"What are your names?" Envy finally asked, tired of referring to them in his head as stict and beardy.
"I am Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. And this is the deputy headmistress Professor macgonagall. You are?"
"I already said senile fool. I am the sin of Envy."
"No-one can be a sin."
"My name is Envy and I am it's sin."
"So we are to call you Envy i presume?"
"Yes."
Macgonagall spoke up at last. "What an absurd idea.."
"My name is Envy and you shall adress me as such or you won't live to remember."
"Envy stop threatening people, you promised."
"but Chibi..."
"No, I don't want any more massacre's 'kay?"
"Fine but you're taking all the fun out of this."
"Might I ask before we arrange your lodgings your ages?" Dumbledore interjected, now sure it was a hollow threat as the blond boy was surely joking.
"I'm 18."
"I'm.....Chibi how long have I known you?"
"Three years Envy."
"Okay, My age is... 419."
Dumbledore raised an eyebrow. Ed's eyes widened and he nudged Envy fakely laughing.
"Good one Envy. No, he's just 19."
A look passed between them and Envy nodded, smirking as a comfirmation of the joke.
"well, Let Mr. Filch show you to your lodging and then you may explore around the castle to find your bearings. I'm afraid Madame Pince, the librarian with the only key is not back until the students which is on the first of september so you have two whole weeks to get lost and relax before plunging into finding a way to your world. But be careful of my students, they tend to stick their noses where they want."
Both boys nodded. Ed stood up straight and saluted him slightly, reminding the old headmaster of his earlier statements.
" Edward Elric, fullmetal Alchemist....."
"...where only the military perform alchemy...."
Very interesting indeed.
"Thanks for the help Dumbledore."
"Of course dear boy. It's lunchtime now. Go to your rooms then come down to the great hall for lunch."
"Okay."
They walked out without even asking who Filch was.
"Albus who were they?"
"They are from another world. I think we should keep an eye on them, in case they become confused no?"
"Certainly Albus."
"Inform the teachers that this is an upmost secret, on the same level as the order."
"Albus?"
"I don't think the boy was lying when he said he was over 400 years old which means.. he's immortal."
"But if Voldemort hears.."
"Exactly why we must get them back as soon as possible."
Macgonagall looked at the door the two boys had left and felt her dormant mother instincts kick in. She drew herself up and nodded once to the headmaster and strode out the room.
Dumbledore became serious as the door swung shut.
What have we stumbled onto? he wondered.......
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