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Sachel!
Chapter 1:
Early Morning, 4:00: all was silent until."Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun." the James Bond theme song was heard all through the camp. Stanley crept out of his tent, heading towards the wardens trailer, trying to escape the day's work. All was going smoothly until the Warden opens the door, and leans against the door frame.
"Yelnats, what do you think you are doing?"
"You don't see me!" Stanley snapped, ducking under her arm. Once in the trailer, Stanley flattened himself against the cool medal wall. The James Bond theme song could still be heard as Stanley leaped over the couch and tumbled onto the floor.
The Warden advanced on him while Stanley was crouched in the corner, silently commending his own performance. "Yelnats, your disregard for the rules has earned you a week without shower tokens. On top of that, the hole you have been assigned to dig shall be twice as deep and twice as wide!"
Realizing he had been caught, Stanley headed towards Mr. Sir to retrieve his shovel. Afterwards, he walked dejectedly to the digging area, at which time he began digging with an air of purpose.
As the day wore on, the other diggers turned in, leaving Stanley alone, in his hole, with only his shovel and the yellow spotted lizards to keep him company. "I never really hated you, you know." Stanley told the lizards. "I just didn't want to look stupid in front of the other campers. I mean really, you have yellow spots. How cool is that? Are they contagious? Can I catch them, please? Then I can give the warden what she deserves!"
While the conversation was being carried on, Stanley had failed to notice that he had scooped up a rock with his shovel. Stanley tossed the rock, with the intension of it joining the dirt, which had piled up outside his hole. However, the rock was heavier than it seemed. And everyone knows, what goes up, must come down. Poor Stanley got knocked in the head. The last thing he saw was the yellow spotted lizards smirking, enjoying his helplessness.
A/N: End of chapter 1
So, what do you all think, stupid.good! Like it, love it, hate it.review, cuz I would like to know!
Chapter 1:
Early Morning, 4:00: all was silent until."Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun." the James Bond theme song was heard all through the camp. Stanley crept out of his tent, heading towards the wardens trailer, trying to escape the day's work. All was going smoothly until the Warden opens the door, and leans against the door frame.
"Yelnats, what do you think you are doing?"
"You don't see me!" Stanley snapped, ducking under her arm. Once in the trailer, Stanley flattened himself against the cool medal wall. The James Bond theme song could still be heard as Stanley leaped over the couch and tumbled onto the floor.
The Warden advanced on him while Stanley was crouched in the corner, silently commending his own performance. "Yelnats, your disregard for the rules has earned you a week without shower tokens. On top of that, the hole you have been assigned to dig shall be twice as deep and twice as wide!"
Realizing he had been caught, Stanley headed towards Mr. Sir to retrieve his shovel. Afterwards, he walked dejectedly to the digging area, at which time he began digging with an air of purpose.
As the day wore on, the other diggers turned in, leaving Stanley alone, in his hole, with only his shovel and the yellow spotted lizards to keep him company. "I never really hated you, you know." Stanley told the lizards. "I just didn't want to look stupid in front of the other campers. I mean really, you have yellow spots. How cool is that? Are they contagious? Can I catch them, please? Then I can give the warden what she deserves!"
While the conversation was being carried on, Stanley had failed to notice that he had scooped up a rock with his shovel. Stanley tossed the rock, with the intension of it joining the dirt, which had piled up outside his hole. However, the rock was heavier than it seemed. And everyone knows, what goes up, must come down. Poor Stanley got knocked in the head. The last thing he saw was the yellow spotted lizards smirking, enjoying his helplessness.
A/N: End of chapter 1
So, what do you all think, stupid.good! Like it, love it, hate it.review, cuz I would like to know!