Hey! This is my first Maximum Ride fanfiction. Not my first fanfiction, just my first Maximum Ride one. So please no flames, but I accept small criticism. Anyways, I hope you enjoy it, and please review! Dinosaurs!

Fang: Another ADD moment from Puppybluie.

Me: I am not ADD!

Fang: Yes you are.

Ages:

Max- 18

Fang- 20

Gazzy- 19

Angel- 9

Nudge & Ella- 15

Iggy, Jade, Alice- 18

Disclaimer: Um.. I'm a girl, and I don't think JP is. So basically I don't own Maximum Ride.

Max's POV

Beeeep! Beeep! Beeep!

My alarm clock screamed at me to wake up, and get out of bed. I cracked a tired eye open slowly, and sighed when I saw the time. Five twenty in the freaking morning. Screw you, school! My alarm clock continued blurring, so I stretched my hand out, wrapped my hand around the clock, and... threw it against the freaking wall. Much to my satisfaction it stop screaming and went completely silent.

"MAX!" My mom yelled. "Maximum Ride, you better be awake, and I better not find another broken alarm clock!" I shot out of my bed, and raced to hide my now smashed clock. I went to my closet pulled out my outfit for the day and a new alarm clock. What? I brake a lot of clocks.

I set the new clock on my dresser, then walked to my bathroom to take a shower. After my wonderful shower, I changed into a tight black shirt with silver wings on the back, blue jean shorts, and bright blue converse. I check my back in my mirror to make sure that my real wings weren't showing in any way. That's right. Wings.

When I was just a little kid my dad did horrible experiments on me because he was a scientist. One of his test gave me wings. After that test I told my mom what he was doing, in hope that she would stop him. She told me that she believed me, but she couldn't do anything without proof (She goes by the rule of 'innocent until proven guilty'. I go by 'guilty until proven innocent').

Anyways, the next day my dad tried to do another test on me, but luckily my mom was home and caught him in the act, and the next day he was out the door, never to come back. Wasn't that a lovely fairytale? Yeah, it was so magical and heart-filled (note sarcasm).

After I changed into my clothes, I quickly blow-dried my hair then brushed it thoroughly. After I did all my other morning stuff, I put on a simple necklace with a single wing that went all the way down to my bellybutton, then headed downstairs.

"Hey, Ella, Nudge," I said as I ruffled Ella hair, and stole a bite of Nudge's cereal. Ella's my girly younger sister, and Nudge is her best friend. Ella looked more like my mom than I did, with her board straight, dark brown hair and eyes. Nudge, on the other hand, has beautiful mocha skin, frizzy brown hair, and is a total fashionista and motor-mouth. She's also Iggy's (my best friend) sister.

"Hey, Max." Ella and Nudge said happily together. Ella slapped her hand over Nudge's mouth before she could start ranting about who knows what.

"Hey, Mom," I said, passing by my mom, who was cooking breakfast. She handed me a bagel as I flew out the door to pick up Iggy next door. "Bye, Mom," I said walking outside, as I ate my bagel. I strolled up to Iggy's house, and pounded on the door until he opened it. Unfortunately, right when he opened the door I was taking a bite out of my bagel so I ended up knocking on his head.

"Ow! Gee, thanks, Max." Iggy complained sarcastically. "That is exactly the way I liked to be greeted in the morning. I feel so loved."

"I know. You should." I patted his head so his spiky pale strawberry blond hair was flatted.

"Yo, watch the amazing hair," He said spiking his hair back up.

"What 'amazing' hair?" Iggy's pale blue eyes glared at me.

"Let's just go." He slung his backpack over his shoulder, then straightened his white shirt out. He walked out of his house, slamming the door behind him.

I followed him, and we walked in silence until we reached Jade's house. I skipped happily to the front door, and rang the doorbell. I was super happy because Jade is my best friend. I know you must be confused because I said Iggy was my best friend. Well, Jade is my best girl friend, and Iggy is my best guy friend.

"Hey, guys," Jade greeted us as she opened the door, throwing her backpack over one shoulder. Yeah, she's that cool. I looked over her outfit to make sure she was wearing something that would make her worthy to bask in my amazing glory. She was wearing a loose white T-shirt that had PARAMORE scribbled on the front, shorts with black paint splatters on them, and neon green Converse. Eh, even if the colors clashed I still thought she was worthy to be my WAFFLE (Wicked Awesome Friend For Like Ever). We were half way to school when I noticed something different about Jade's amazing hair.

"Hey," I replied. "Are you using new conditioner for your hair? It looks shinier."

"Yeah. You think it's working?" She twirled her hair around her slim fingers, letting the sun shine off it. Jade has the weirdest hair ever, but not like it's bright blue or anything, it's actually totally natural. It's a light red with brown mixed into it along with blond sun-streaks, but in the summer it's a dark dirty blond. Confusing, right? Well, get over your confusion.

"Can I touch it?" I asked. I bet you're like, What? Did you just ask if you could touch someone's hair? Yeah, I did because Jade is super protective of her hair.

Last year, a stupid senior named Patrick snuck up behind her, gripped a fist-full of her hair in his hand just to tease her and see what 'soul-sucking Jade' would do about it. Well, it ended badly for him because Jade instantly whipped around, and broke his arm on the spot. Lucky for her though, the principal liked her back then because she's a straight A student, so she only got suspended for two days.

"Sure. Just be careful." Jade tilted her head towards me after giving me a warning look. I ran my fingers through her hair to confirm that Jade's awesome hair was in deed softer and shinier. I released Jade's hair only to run my hand through my own hair. Don't start thinking that I'm getting all depressed and emo because I'm so jealous of Jade's hair. No, I like my hair. In fact, I think it's amazing, even if it's no match for Jade's. While Jade's is that wacky color that science really should give a name to, my hair is a silky brown with natural blond sun-streaks that went about one inch below my shoulders.

"Jade, you may have beautiful hair, but you really need to do something about your weight." I pointed up and down her body that only looked even skinnier with the outfit she was wearing.

"Hey! I'm not that skinny!" She exclaimed. "I'm just... just... I got nothing."

"That's what I thought. You're also short," I said as I patted her on the back.

"I'm not! I'm just vertically challenged!"

I snorted. "Sure, you are, Jade. Sure you are."

"Iggy! Tell Max that I'm not short!," Jade said, smiling brightly at Iggy.

"Well..." He began but as just he was about to go on he was cut short (Ha, ha. Short. Get it? We're talking about- oh just forget it) by Jade's glare. "I mean, no! Not at all! Max how could you say such a thing!" I sighed at Iggy's stupidity. If you haven't noticed he's completely in love with Jade. Along with every other guy in our school as long as they haven't met her. You see, she could have a great boyfriend if she wasn't so aggressive.

Jade giggled causing Iggy to blush. "Thanks, Iggy."

"Guys, if you'll stop flirting we're here." I pointed ahead to the boring prison cell known as high school.

"We were not flirting!" Jade and Iggy yelled simultaneously, then glared at me.

"Whatever," I retorted, and continued to walk. I turned my head around to insult them, but kept walking towards the school's front door so I could get ahead of them. I soon learned that that was a huge mistake because I rammed right into Lissa, the girl who supposedly 'ran' the school. Psh, yeah right, in her dreams. She had freckles that scattered her ugly, preppy face, and frizzy, fiery red hair.

"Watch it, Ride," She spat at me, picking herself off the ground. She brushed off her hot pink shirt, which frankly I don't think counted as a shirt. It had no sleeves and reached about three inches above her bellybutton. She then tried to straighten her mini mini shirt which was also hot pink.

"That's the best thing you can come up with?" I snorted, then I easily swung my leg to hit the back of her skimpy knee, causing her to fall on her butt.

"Ouch!" She shrieked in her annoying high pitched voice.

"That's what you get for wearing seven inch stilettos," I snarled, smiling down sweetly at her. She stood back up, and then attempted to look me in the eye, but failed due to the fact that she is only 5'1", and I'm 5'9". She's super short, I mean come on, Jade is taller than her, and she is 5'2"!

"Oh! You're just jealous because I'm head cheerleader, and more popular then you!" Lissa crossed her arms over her chest like she had just won or something.

"Ha!" I laughed in her disgusting face that was literally caked in make-up. "Seriously? I could care less what people think of me. Also, remember last year when I got suspended for four days? It was either that or join the cheer-leading squad."

"Whatever, you softball playing dirt bag," She growled at me. Oh. No. She. Didn't.

"Oh, you did not just insult softball," I snarled. Yeah I forgot to mention that I play softball. No, actually, I don't play softball, I live and breathe softball. Softball is my entire life, without it I would have no other way to release my feelings without hurting people. "You might want to cover your face."

"What? Why," She asked confusedly.

"Because of this." Then I punched her in the nose, and right when my fist connected with her face I heard a satisfying crack. Lissa fell backward for the third time today, and screamed when she realized her nose was bleeding. "Enjoy my gift," I said, and calmly walked back to Iggy and Jade.

"Okay, it's a bet," Jade smirked, and shook hands with Iggy causing him to blush.

"Okay, what did you guys bet on this time?" I asked, starring pointedly between them. Iggy and Jade have been known to make bets over anything and everything.

"Well," Jade began. "Okay, wait first, Iggy pay up." She held out her hand and Iggy sighed, then slammed a twenty into her palm. I raised my eyebrow in a silent question. "I bet Iggy that you would punch Lissa the minute you saw her, but Iggy said that it would be the second time you saw her because you would try to contain your anger. I won!" I smirked then gave her a high-five. "So what did she do this time?" Jade asked.

"She insulted softball," I narrowed my eyes, thinking about going back to kill her.

"What?" Jade exclaimed a flare of anger coming into her eyes. Jade is also on my softball team, along with Nudge and Ella."I'm so going to kill that girl!"

"Be my guest. Okay, what's the bet you guys just made?"

"Well, I said that Iggy would never be able to get an A in math. Iggy then said that he could, so we made a bet. When I win I get thirty bucks, and on the slim chance that Iggy wins he gets to take me out on a date." Jade beamed at the thought.

"Dude, congrats! You finally had the nerve to ask her out!" I smiled deviously at Iggy, as he blushed like a tomato.

"Um, no," Jade cut in. "He did not ask me out, Max. I thought you of all people would know that with Iggy's low intelligence he could never win, but I guess I was wrong. But anyways, I said yes because I know he will lose, and I want thirty bucks."

"Whatever." I rolled my eyes at her. "You know you love him. You love him this much." I stretch my arms out as far as possible, causing Jade to stick her tongue out at me like a little kid.

"Omigosh, guys! Guess what?" Alice, another girl on our softball team, yelled, running up to us quickly as her twig legs could carry her. Wow. I just realized I have a lot of friends who are super skinny. Alice skidded to a halt, her pixie-cut black hair bobbing.

"What?" I asked in an annoyed tone. Sorry, Lissa made me mad.

"Lissa, again?" She asked, raising an eyebrow. I nodded. "Sucks for you. Anyways, I said guess."

"Dinosaurs ate your family!" Iggy gasped, throwing hands to his mouth in a very girly way.

"No, you idiot!" Jade said, whacking Iggy's head. It's love, I'm telling you. "Obviously, evil Sour Patch Kids took her dog to their Mother Ship, where they had a rocking party with Percy Jackson and tiny leprechauns. Am I right?" Alice just stared at the two of them like they were meant to be in a mental aslyum.

"You got electric blue highlights in your hair again?" I guessed, crossing my arms over my chest. At least my guess was something reasonable.

"Yeah, I did, but that wasn't it," Alice stated, running a pale hand through her newly highlighted hair.

"Just tell us!" Jade, Iggy, and I yelled simultaneously. Creepy.

"Fine, fine. No need to be aggressive," Alice said, glaring at us for being so pushy. I blame Lissa, again. "Okay, I just heard that someone famous is coming to our school! It's someone that you all know..."

"Just flipping tell us, Alice," I yelled, getting really angry.

"Fine. Fang Shadow is coming to town!" She shrieked.

"WHAT?" Jade and I screamed.

Yeah I know it was sort of boring, but it's just 'cause it's the first chapter. The chapters after this will be much more exciting, trust me. Anyways, please tell me what you think by reviewing. I love reviews. Please, review. Please? Please, with a Fangy on top.

Fang: Why am I on top?

Me: 'Cause you're hot. Now get back in the basement!

Fang: Fine.