Hey guys this is a new series that is a continuation of another series from JustBeStill. I just want to give them a huge shout out for being so patient and letting me continue the series, cause they are awesome! Anyway this is the first chapter that takes all their chapters into one, with a few twist of my own. Hope you enjoy, and the second chapter will be all new material. Anyway onward we go!
Prologue:
Dib had gotten home from an exhausting day. He had finally had it with the alien. Zim was constantly making fun of him by calling him big head, "huge" head, or anything to do with the size of his head. His head wasn't even that big anymore. He was sick and tired of it. After going through the last portion of elementary school middle and all of high school, he thought Zim would grow up. Obviously even in Summer School he's still a child. He wanted revenge. He thought Torque was bad enough with his shit, but Zim. Zim was just freaking annoying. Oh, he will get back at that little short alien. He Will.
"But How?" Dib thought out loud. He got out a notebook, then a devious idea popped into his head. "Well since I can't do this to anyone else, why not…" He smirked. "I'll poison him." He began writing formulas on how he was going to do it. "Now I don't want to kill him, though I doubt the idiot Irken will die, but I definitely want him to feel pain…" then he began to think of something else. "Maybe I have another idea." He wanted the alien to learn a lesson and maybe even lose some pride along the way. Dib wasn't sure if poison would be enough for this revenge plan, but he kept thinking. By about 1am he had a full waste basket full of shitty plans before he had a few good plans and formulas that could actually work on the alien. He was going to use a mix of different poisons and drugs. Thankful for the fact there wasn't going to be any school for a few days, he was going to brainstorm on how he was going to set this plan into motion. He felt a little tired, hell it was after two now. He was surprised his sister hadn't come into shut him up with all his scribbling and paper tossing. He let out a sigh, "Maybe some sleep will help to freshen up my mind for a full proof plan." He thought out loud again. He laid in his bed thinking about how Zim always wanted to conquer the Earth, but was terrible at it. Probably would have another scheme tomorrow by tomorrow. He never understood how the Irken could plan his schemes so easily each and every day, hell he even could have multiple in one day. It made no sense, did the alien have nothing better to do then to be foiled by Dib. He let out a slight groan thinking about it. He needed to get some sleep lest he winds up thinking about all the things the alien could then he'll never sleep and he'll never get his revenge. That's the last thing he wants. 'The little alien deserves a taste of his own medicine for once.' He smirked at the thought as he closed his eyes. 'Zim won't get away so easily this time'
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Dib woke up, ready to begin working again, this time after some rest and a cleared mind, he went back to his formulas and thought of a brilliant plan. One that was full proof and one Zim couldn't refuse. He knew the Irken all too well seeing as the alien had been on Earth for a quite a few years. And the one thing he couldn't resist was, "Sweets." Dib held up the candy pieces now filled with his poison. He smirked at the thought of what if could do, "This is definitely going to be interesting." The experiment he had in mind, oh Dib was going to have some fun. He grabbed the candy hoping he could be conspicuous enough to get the alien to eat it, if not there was always plan B; and headed to the alien's home. The gnomes were luckily off. Dib had no intentions of wanting to avoid laser eyes today. He walked slowly through the door, the alien shocked the computer didn't sound off the alarm or the gnomes.
"Computer! What is the meaning of your faulty wiring!? There's a hooman in Zim's house! Intruder Alert!" He screamed towards the roof. The computer made an irritated sound and didn't even do anything, to which Dib found amusing. The computer found him a lack of threat. Zim was even more annoyed. "Dib-beast, what do you think you are doing in Zim's house?" Zim rolled his eyes. Then his little robot came running in with a chicken on his head,
"Mary!" Gir screamed jumping, waving, and running around like a mad person.
"Gir! Go back down to the lab with your Earth thing!" Zim yelled at him.
"Okay." Gir stopped running around Dib and took the chicken down to the lab. "Bye Mary!" He yelled from the kitchen. Zim looked even more irritated, and rubbed his temples, letting out a sigh.
"Defective robot…" Sim muttered under his breathe. "Now Dib- stink, why have you come? Zim has no scheme today, he as you Earthlings say is taking a day-off." Zim walked back to the T.V. Dib gave him a questioning look.
"You, a day-off?" Dib questioned.
"Yes, yes, yes." Zim glanced. "Zim needs a day or two to himself as you hoomans say."
"I think our human ways are rubbing off on you Zim." Dib smirked folding his arms.
"Oh please, no such nonsense." Zim countered. "Zim just does not want to conquer Earth today or destroy you right now." Dib rolled his eyes.
"Right…"
"Now Dib-thing do not ruin Zim's day with your presence." Zim gave a shooing motion to him.
"Fine but I was wondering since it's your day off, if you would want some candy to go along with it?" Dib brought the candy pieces. Zim's eyes lit up and he walked over, the he grew a little suspicious.
"Wait. Why are you giving Zim candy? We're enemies. What trick are you playing?" He had one eye big while the other was squinted.
"No trick, just want you to enjoy your day. Plus I'm not a big fan of this type of candy and thought since you love sweets…"Dib explained. Zim was still suspicious.
"How can Zim trust you? What if it's expired as you hoomans say? What if it came from your sister!?" He had wide eyes thinking of Dib's sister as a shiver ran down his spine.
"Zim, if it was Gaz's I wouldn't even be here right now." Dib replied- flatly.
"Okay, point taken." Zim shrugged. "But still?" He squinted his eye.
"Zim just take the candy, otherwise I'm going to throw it away. And that be a waste of good candy." Dib was playing a strategy. Zim thought about it really hard. "Do you want it, or not Zim?" Dib twirled a piece in front of him. Zim folded his arms.
"Hmmm….Why should the great Zim take such mediocre candy from the Dib-beast. Zim thinks he will decline the Dib-thing's small candies." Zim replied, cocking his head a little. Dib was getting a tad annoyed.
"Fine, but you don't know what you're missing." He waved the candy teasingly in front of Zim. "The gooey center, sweet flavors, and more." Dib was enticing Zim by tempting him this last time. Zim looked at the candy again and did a heavy swallow.
"Uh, that still sounds…very…mediocre…" Zim stumbled out with a dry mouth as he looked at the candy hypnotized. Dib rolled his eyes. His patience was waning.
"Does it?" He unraveled the wrapper, showing the piece of candy, to which its sweet scent hit the alien's nose. He unraveled a few more. "Sure about that?" Dib asked as Zim was transfixed on the candy pieces. Dib finally took the opportunity to grab the Irken and popped the candy in Zim's mouth.
"Get off of Zim!" He said in between bites.
"Will in a second, was just growing impatient with your indecisiveness." Dib retorted.
"Zim is none of that!" He swallowed the candy not realizing the effect they would have.
"Oh yes you are, you can't even say yes to candy you really wanted." Dib argued.
"Yeah well you're nothing but a big headed smelly hooman!" Zim countered. Dib let go.
"My head is not that big. And soon enough here you'll stop calling me that." Dib pointed at him.
"And why would the mighty Zim…" Before Zim knew it, his legs gave out and his vision started to become blurry. "What….what did you do to Zim!?" He demanded to know, glancing at Dib. Dib smirked.
"Just some revenge. You know all those years of our schemes finally coming full circle. Plus you being irritating as ever with calling me names that have no relevance anymore." Dib knelt down. "I thought it was time you get a piece of your own medicine."
"You pathetic hooman…how…how dare you!" Zim tried to reach for him, but his body was going limp. Dib rolled his eyes. Dib grabbed the out reached wrist and tossed him back.
"Plus what better way to have a little bit of fun for an experiment." Dib checked his watch.
"You're going to oust Zim?!" Zim tried to get up but Dib pushed him back down. Dib rolled his eyes.
"Please, now where's the fun in that?"
"Stupid hooman, Zim will… Zim will get you for this!" Zim countered. Dib chuckled
"Highly doubt that Zim." Dib replied. "With all the poison coursing through your body, it should be interesting to see how it affects you."
"You poisoned Zim!?" Zim's eyes widened though his vison was going even more blurry.
"Don't worry you won't die. You're an alien. Plus I can't just let you die." Dib explained. Zim's eyes narrowed.
"Why? Why do this to Zim?! You…." Zim started.
"Weak? Right?" Dib interrupted. Zim's breath was starting to get shaky and his body sweating. "You thought I was the weak one right?" Dib grabbed Zim by the collar of his shirt. "Well you were wrong. I'm much stronger and smarter then you gave me credit for." Dib chuckled. "Hell you couldn't even figure out my plans to stop you all these years and this candy plan." Zim just looked at him. Dib released him, dropping him to the floor. "But look who the weak one is now." Zim could barely see now and his body was going pale. He was sweating and his pulse quickened.
"You'll…never…win….Hooman!" Zim collapsed. Dib watched him for a few more minutes before kneeling down and checking on him. Zim was still a live just unconscious. Dib smirked, 'time to put the next part of my plan into motion.' He though.
To be continued…
Woohoo! Thank you so much to JustBeStill! You are an amazing person and I hope you like the series and to everyone this was their story first, I just asked to continue it because it could have so much potential, plus my friend asked me to do it as well and yeah. Anyway hope you guys liked please R&R, and Thank you again, original story of chapter one goes JustBeStill! (And if you want to read his story highly recommend!)
L: Damn! I'm so glad we were able to do this! Cant wait for the next chapters... also thank you JustBeStill you are amazing!
M: Same...anyway, thank you for reading!
Both:Merry Christmas and stuff, hope you like we are back! Bye!
